Dog Quotes · Page 81

When dogs fulfill their roles they are ecstatically happy.

— Robert Crais

I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

— Anonymous

Dogs don't got the problems of people. Dogs can be happy any old time.

— Patrick Ness

Be like a dog, love like a God, work like a slave and eat like a pauper.

— Vikrant Parsai

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

— Josh Billings

Many dogs will give a greeting grin much like a human smile.

— Anonymous

Almost everybody can be imagined as either a cat or a dog.

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

Behind every bitch is a dirty dog that made 'em like that.

— Rizzi Vicci

When the dog is repeatedly teased with the sight of objects inducing salivary secretion from a distance, the reaction of the salivary…

— Ivan Pavlov

I've always said that actor years is like dog years: it feels like forever when you're not working.

— Danielle Brooks

I believe in the Creator. I don't believe the creator is God. If you change G-O-D the other way, it becomes dog.

— Femi Kuti

Before I had my own restaurant, I was never top dog in the kitchen. I've always had a low opinion of myself…

— David Chang

If you want to talk with the dogs, you must learn to bark, and bark like an old dog because he doesnt…

— Vikrant Parsai

Guests are people who come to your home to see you whine at the table, bark loudly, jump on women wearing pantyhose,…

— Peg Kehret

The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog. My relationship with my dog, it's ridiculous.

— Robert Pattinson

It's like America has a dog that's always shitting inside the house, and we solved the problem by getting a brown rug.

— Jon Stewart

Though men in the mass forget the origins of their need, they still bring wolfhounds into city apartments, where dog and man…

— Loren Eiseley

Cats don't bark and act brave when they see something small in fur or feathers, they kill it. Dogs tend to bravado.…

— James P. Gorman

Micromessaging -- communicating with other human beings through visual, audible, sublingual means, no doubt predates our ability to speak. We actually read…

— Stephen Young

Well the dog that is the most is the a Labrador retrievers because they tolerate kids tugging on them and things better…

— Temple Grandin

“A dog always knows where it can find food to eat, so it’ll come running look- ing for a fool to feed…

— D.E. Eliot

“Dogs, on the other hand... dogs have pure souls. Look at me." I grab her chin and look straight into her eyes.…

— Steven Rowley

My friend goes through the wedding section of the Sunday paper looking at the brides-to-be and picks out a Dog-of-the-Week. I think…

— David Henry

The British are coming, the British are coming! Mr. President! We need the National Guard! We need as many men as you…

— Shannon Sharpe

You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him.

— W. Bruce Cameron

I believe in integrity. Dogs have it. Humans are sometimes lacking it.

— Cesar Millan

The Lord God had created all animals, and had chosen out the wolf to be his dog.

— Jacob Grimm

Do you know there is always a barrier between me and any man or woman who does not like dogs?

— Ellen Glasgow

I have an incredible relationship with dogs. I'm kind of a dog-whisperer.

— Mary Ellen Mark

You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog.

— Alfred Kahn

Dog lovers hate to clean out kennels. Horse lovers like cleaning stables.

— Monica Dickens

Doc tips his hat to dogs as he drives by and the dogs look up and smile at him.

— John Steinbeck

I'm photographed a lot walking my dog, not the most glamourous!

— Daisy Lowe

You can tell by the kindness of a dog how a human should be.

— Anonymous

“I saw the whole thing! A dog and a penguin helped him escape!”

— Edgar Cantero

You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

— Jeff Foxworthy

The funniest thing that happened was that my dog got recognized but not me.

— Emma Corrin

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

— Mark Twain

I'm actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.

— Tim Allen

I don't like leaving my dog when I go to England and she is with me all the time.

— Shirley MacLaine