Dogs are too much to handle. I don't need anything in my house that's needier than me. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best long range shotgun load to have in one's boat for mallards is a fine retriever. — Nash Buckingham Copy Share Image
My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!" — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
First, there was 2 Stupid Dogs. Then, Dexters Laboratory. And now, Powerpuff Girls. There were a lot of little things in between,… — Craig McCracken Copy Share Image
Until we do something about wild dogs, kangaroos competing for pasture, your fortunes in life aren't gonna turn around. — Barry O'Sullivan Copy Share Image
There are two dogs fighting within your mind. One is named Belief, another is Doubt. Who will win? The dog you feed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You cannot share your life with a dog, as I had done in Bournemouth, or a cat, and not know perfectly well… — Jane Goodall Copy Share Image
My dog is vicious to the uninvited guest, lavishly affectionate to the invited one, and so freakishly acute that he has mastered… — Jean Hanff Korelitz Copy Share Image
So a police man came up to me with a sniffer dog & said, This dog tells me you're on drugs.I'm on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs. — Whitey Herzog Copy Share Image
Nuff youths a suffer like dog didnt eat lastnite and a cry say them hungry, me not wasting no time me ago… — Vybz Kartel Copy Share Image
I honestly don't hate asylum seekers - these people are cockroaches and they're doing what cockroaches do because cockroaches can't help what… — Mark Collett Copy Share Image
I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew… — George Bird Evans Copy Share Image
I like dogs better than knights. A hound will die for you, but never lie to you. And he'll look you straight… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That dog is mine said those poor children; that place in the sun is mine; such is the beginning and type of… — Blaise Pascal Copy Share Image
I don't always like walking down the street and making sure that I smile and say hello to everybody who's walking their… — Patty Griffin Copy Share Image
In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That's not to pick on homosexuality. It's… — Rick Santorum Copy Share Image
Visualize yourself confronted with the task of killing, one after the other, a cabbage, a fly, a fish, a lizard, a guinea… — Konrad Lorenz Copy Share Image
My poor soul! Sigh, pray and strive to take upon you the blessed yoke of Christ, and you will live on earth… — Tikhon of Zadonsk Copy Share Image
![“That dog is mine said those poor children; that place in the sun is mine; such is the beginning and type of usurpation throughout the earth. [Fr., Ce chien est a moi, disaient ces pauvres enfants; c'est la ma place au soleil. Voila le commencement et l'image de l'usurpation de toute la terre.]” quote by Blaise Pascal](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/667/blaise-pascal-167_children_that-dog-is-mine-said-those-poor-childre_3232472.jpg)
