Dog Quotes · Page 17

“a hot dog shop where ketchup was forbidden,”

— A.R. Wise

I am a Taurus and my Chinese sign is the dog.

— Pooja Bedi

Falling in love is like owning a dog.

— Taylor Mali

Nobody's going to get a hot dog at my concert!

— David Lee Roth

My brother and my dog, Nala.

— Alla

It is hard to teach an old dog tricks.

— William Camden

Love is a Dog from Hell.

— Charles Bukowski

The eyes of dogs are surprisingly humanlike.

— Sasha Luss

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two.

— Maurice Maeterlinck

Dogs are easy. If their tails are up and their eyes are soft, you're in.

— Paula McLain

There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog

— Konrad Lorenz

...some people won't even own a dog for fear it will die - you can't bubble-wrap your heart...

— Anonymous

A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well - almost.

— Charlotte Gray

This is how u look when ur drunk n working like a dog .

— Satan

I could do a franchise for the end of everything. 'The End of Dogs,' 'The End of Cats.'

— Hanna Rosin

Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!

— Bill Murray

I love animals. All animals. I wouldn't hurt a cat or a dog — or a chicken, or a cow. And I…

— Peter Dinklage

The misery of keeping a dog is his dying so soon. But, to be sure, if he lived for fifty years and…

— Anonymous

“I research moonlight effects on sleeping humans. The research goes well with the exception of causing excessive body hair growth, a pointy…

— Steven Magee

You know how most dogs lick you on the cheek? If you're sleeping and not ready for it, my dog, Joe, will…

— Will Estes

If I brought groceries the way I buy health insurance, I'd eat a lot better - and so would my dog.

— Phil Gramm

I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and…

— Steven Wright

The pit bull is not a breed but a conglomeration of traits, and those traits are reshaping what we think of as…

— Tom Junod

I could claim any number of high-flown reasons for writing, just as you can explain certain dogs behavior... But maybe, it’s that…

— Amy Hempel

American writers often say they find it difficult to write Superman. They say he's too powerful; you can't give him problems. But…

— Grant Morrison

“Do dogs understand death? Do they have souls? Do they go to heaven? I have alway believed so, but this [event] confirmed…

— Glenwood McNabb

I like them all-pointers, setters, retrievers, spaniels-what have you. I've had good ones and bad of several kinds. Most of the bad…

— Gene Hill

Santa Monica's only walkable if death is no hurdle. The air's the wrong colour. People put sunglasses on their dogs. It's a…

— Warren Ellis

As a southerner born after the epic events of the civil rights movement, I've always wondered how on earth people of good…

— Jon Meacham

“Even the objects in a room are not, in some sense, the same objects to another animal. A dog looking around a…

— Alexandra Horowitz

There's no such thing as a race and barely such a thing as an ethnic group. If we were dogs, we'd be…

— P. J. O'Rourke

You can hit a nail on the head, or cause a machine to do so, and get a fairly predictable result. Hit…

— Bill Mollison

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

— Steven Wright

The worst dog gets the best bone.

— I. L. Peretz

I'd definitely have a dog over a child.

— Kelly Brook

Many dogs are the death of the hare

— Proverb

“Retaliation is a dog chasing its tail”

— Libba Bray

I do Pilates, and hike with my dog.

— Kate Walsh

Competition is for dogs and horses.

— Geri Halliwell

Its a hot dog without the bun in her phone!

— Kevin Hart