You know where we got stuck? We were looking for faithfull, loving and perfect relationships-males who were always glad to see us."… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
American writers often say they find it difficult to write Superman. They say he's too powerful; you can't give him problems. But… — Grant Morrison Copy Share Image
I brought the birdcages to the windows. I opened the windows, and opened the birdcages. I poured the fish down the drain.… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
I suppose he'll die soon. I'm expecting it, like you do for a dog that's seventeen. There's no way to know how… — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
I'm somewhat socially inept. Slide me between two strangers at any light-hearted jamboree and I'll either rock awkwardly and silently on my… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
On those remote pages [of 'a certain Chinese encyclopedia'] it is written that animals are divided into (a) those that belong to… — Jorge Luis Borges Copy Share Image
“Now, Shadow has never been fond of clothing, but he seemed to sense the importance of this particular imposition on his dignity,… — Heather Fawcett Copy Share Image
Alister McGrath has now written two books with my name in the title. The poet W. B. Yeats, when asked to say… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
If you want to coach you have three rules to follow to win. One, surround yourself with people who can't live without… — Bear Bryant Copy Share Image
“Minerva, kindly go to Hagrid's house, where you will find a large black dog sitting in the pumpkin patch. Take the dog… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
Actual life was chaos, but there was something terribly logical in the imagination. It was the imagination that set remorse to dog… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
My writing process isn't a very organized thing. The actual writing part is a tiny part of my life. I often write… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
When I go and work with people, I never say, 'Your dog is changed for the rest of its life.' It's like… — Cesar Millan Copy Share Image
And I'll have you know that if you hurt my son again, if he so much as sighs sadly over his coffee,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Severus, please fetch me the strongest truth potion you posess, then go down to the kitchen and bring up the house elf… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The themes in my books, like in life, are about grace and redemption and you never know when they're going to show… — Kate DiCamillo Copy Share Image
The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that… — George Graham Vest Copy Share Image
A dog does not live as long as a man and this natural law is the fount of many tears. If boy… — Ben Ames Williams Copy Share Image
The sound universe is also spectacular around here. In the evenings there's a cricket orchestra with frogs providing the bass line. In… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
You know why dogs have no money? No pockets. 'Cause they see change on the street all the time and it's driving… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Mothers were much too sharp. They were like dogs. Buster always sensed when anything was out of the ordinary, and so did… — Enid Blyton Copy Share Image
Rememberest the gods, and that they wish not to be flattered, but wish all reasonable beings to be made like themselves; and...… — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
Women can learn a lot about a guy because women, for the most part, want a guy to care about their feelings,… — Cesar Millan Copy Share Image
If you present your dog to a veterinarian with the instruction to put him to sleep, you would normally mean something very… — Raymond Moody Copy Share Image
Society is infected with rude, cynical, restless, and frivolous persons who prey upon the rest, and whom no public opinion concentrated into… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
“The secret magic entrusted to dogs is that they will show you how to love. All you have to do is give… — Jennifer Skiff Copy Share Image
But Michael Vick killed dogs, and he did in a heartless and cruel way. And I think, personally, he should've been executed… — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
No dog means no disgusting surprises on carpets - thank goodness for those irrigating vacuums they sell at Canadian Tire - no… — Neil Macdonald Copy Share Image
I think women are natural caretakers. They take care of everybody. They take care of their husbands and their kids and their… — Reese Witherspoon Copy Share Image
Isn’t he gorgeous?” With those rolls, the wet-sounding grunts, bulbous wiggly tail, and smashed face—not to mention the fart the dog let… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
She still had her bad days, no question, when the black dog of depression sniffed her out and settled its crushing weight… — Lev Grossman Copy Share Image
Grief is a bad moon, a sleeper wave. It's like having an inner combatant, a saboteur who, at the slightest change in… — Meghan O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Humans are aware of very little, it seems to me, the artificial brainy side of life, the worries and bills and the… — Brad Watson Copy Share Image
“When we got him, my dog was small, But he kept growing, Now he's tall. He's way too big, I don't like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Where is home? I've wondered where home is, and I realized, it's not Mars or someplace like that, it's Indianapolis when I… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I'm Volstag and what you see is what you get. He's a bon vivant lover of life epicurean goodfellow. He's a god,… — Ray Stevenson Copy Share Image
I guess the closest I came was doing chores around the house to earn pocket money. My brother and I would have… — Andy Murray Copy Share Image
You gotta love Rick Perry's swagger. The Texas Governor is out there in the Iowa cornfields, unabashedly going to toe-to-toe with President… — Jeff Goodell Copy Share Image
When I'm choosing things, there's a level of intelligence I want to peel off, whether it's written in terribly simple sentences, whether… — Lynne Tillman Copy Share Image
Walking my dogs twice a day provides me with an opening and closing of my day, and I've learned to use those… — Patrick Fabian Copy Share Image