Doctors Quotes · Page 20

There are more old drunkards than old doctors.

— Benjamin Franklin

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

— George Carlin

People are so afraid of authority figures and doctors are authority figures.

— Martha Beck

By medicine life may be prolonged, yet death will seize the doctor too.

— William Shakespeare

The operation was a success, but I'm afraid the doctor is dead.

— Steve Martin

Mary frowned. A vampire doctor. Talk about exploring your alternative therapies.

— J.R. Ward

It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor

— John Cleese

Being honored at Berklee College of Music; I got a doctorate. I am Doctor Patti.

— Patti LaBelle

A lady asked Dr. Franklin Well Doctor what have we got a republic or a monarchy - "A republic," replied the Doctor,…

— Benjamin Franklin

I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.

— Finley Peter Dunne

I don't usually get to play somebody who is, at least, nominally in charge. I'm usually playing somebody's lawyer or a doctor.

— Peter Jacobson

Our doctor would never really operate unless it was necessary. He was just that way. If he didn't need the money, he…

— Herb Shriner

Top doctors, I have come to believe, are as big a menace to your health as top money managers are to your…

— Tina Brown

The doctor looked my body over. I said: Is there any hope? He said: Yes. Reincarnation.

— Phyllis Diller

If people understood that doctors weren't divine, perhaps the odor of malpractice might diminish.

— Richard Selzer

It is perfectly acceptable to have a physical problem in our culture, but people tend to shy away from anything that has…

— John E. Sarno

As far as barriers once I joined the government I was very lucky because I had all of my credentials together, I…

— Madeleine Albright

Over the centuries, and even today, the Bible and Christian theology have helped justify the Crusades, slavery, violence against gays, and the…

— Amy Waldman

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause…

— Anonymous

When we talked about going to help Liberia, Sierra Leone and Guinea Conakry how many doctors in Cuba raised their hands to…

— Alejandro Castro Espin

We look at all the polls, not just the Gallup Poll. So, it's kind of like if you have, you know, four…

— Nate Silver

There’s rivalry between the Harry Potter fans and the Twilight fans. And Twilight fans think they’re much cooler than the Harry Potter…

— Matt Smith

I did get to shadow some amazing brain surgeons, a female brain surgeon in Toronto, another surgeon in London. And then we…

— Rachel McAdams

If the country has invested in the training of doctors or nurses or midwives for that matter, people are beginning to say,…

— Margaret Chan

We all look in the mirror and see us a little blonder or a little thinner or a little younger, whatever that…

— Carol Friedman

I don't know where I am. It's like I'm breaking into a million pieces and there is only one thing I remember:…

— Anonymous

A newborn child has to cry, for only in this way will his lungs expand. A doctor once told me of a…

— Anonymous

Men have cried out to me in sincere and despairing appeal: 'Doctor, I cannot go on like this! I have everything to…

— William Duncan Silkworth

I pictured the two of them alone. Perhaps showering together, as Rome and I liked to do. My stomach clenched painfully, amusement…

— Gena Showalter

“Before you examine the body of a patient, Be patient to learn his story. For once you learn his story, You will…

— Suzy Kassem

Down the hall came the wife. She was glorious, burning. She didn't know yet that her husband was dead. We knew. That's…

— Denis Johnson

What you don't see on television is people dying today because they can't get to a doctor and they can't afford prescription…

— Bernie Sanders

There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.

— Kin Hubbard

“Doctors are my most favorite (human) conversation Partners.”

— Sino Melo

I really like my doctors. Some of them I love. I trust them.

— Nancy Grace

I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.

— Phyllis Diller

You know you're screwed when a Western doctor recommends acupuncture.

— Heidi Julavits

Big data will replace the need for 80% of all doctors

— Vinod Khosla

I was alarmed at my doctor's report: He said I was sound as a dollar.

— Ronald Reagan

“There are other doctors out there but there's only one [of your child].”

— Barbara Bretton