I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“I don't like people much, and I like doctors even less.” — Star Trek: The Next Generation Episode Guide Team Copy Share Image
Doctors and nurses seemed to have been born and raised in the hospital, with only short punctuations of absenteeism for such things… — Marjorie Kellogg Copy Share Image
There are doctors who help people who have done bad things; there are lawyers who defend bad people. I don't think it's… — Sean Spicer Copy Share Image
When my money starts coming in and I'm blessed to see an eye doctor every week, twice a week, I'm going to… — Rahim Moore Copy Share Image
It is the duty of a doctor to prolong life and it is not his duty to prolong the act of dying. — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
No doctor has ever healed anyone of anything in the history of the world. The human immune system heals and that's the… — Bob Wright Copy Share Image
Every intelligent person, whether hes an artist or not - a mathematician, a doctor, a scientist - possesses a poetic way of… — Yehuda Amichai Copy Share Image
Doctors' investment in radium...the price of radium increased 1,000% when they began to use it on cancer victims. — Erland Josephson Copy Share Image
I've been poked and prodded in places I'd always prided myself on keeping untouched for that one special doctor who gives me… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
In the remaining months, we should focus on achieving more robust international involvement in training of Iraqi soldiers, police officers, judges, teachers,… — John Olver Copy Share Image
Words are wise men's counters, they do but reckon by them: but they are the money of fools, that value them by… — Thomas Hobbes Copy Share Image
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. Energy and persistence conquer all things. He that is good for making excuses is… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
You don't know what it's like! Hyperactive twins! When they turned three, my doctor prescribed Ritalin -- I wouldn't dream of giving… — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
Tohru: "Call a doctor, or a vet, or something! Mr. Postman! It's terrible! You see?! They're animals!" Mailman: "Well, uh, yes, they… — Natsuki Takaya Copy Share Image
A lot of people do what their families do. Imagine if everyone in the family is a doctor and they decide to… — Zoe Kravitz Copy Share Image
By 'flat' I did not mean that the world is getting equal. I said that more people in more places can now… — Thomas Friedman Copy Share Image
I always think, medically... you really have to be your advocate. You have to be able to back up everything that you're… — Lisa Edelstein Copy Share Image
A couple of years ago, my wife, Erica, and I were getting our daughter ready for school and an image of President… — Julian Castro Copy Share Image
I started having some memory-loss issues. I took a neurological exam, and they said, "Well, you should stop fighting now." And I… — Mickey Rourke Copy Share Image
Children, as well as grown-ups, in their individual, glorified, drudgery-proof homes of Labrador, the tropics, the Orient, or where you will, to… — R. Buckminster Fuller Copy Share Image
Someone who has thought rationally and deeply about how the body works is likely to arrive at better ideas about how to… — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
Doctor Johnson said, that in sickness there were three things that were material; the physician, the disease, and the patient: and if… — Francis Bacon Copy Share Image
Far too many doctors-many of them excellent physicians-commit suicide each year; one recent study concluded that, until quite recently, the United States… — Kay Redfield Jamison Copy Share Image
I played with a left hamstring injury since playing college football at Washington University. I went to doctors all over the country… — Corey Dillon Copy Share Image
The Doctor: This is bad, I don't like this. [kicks console and yells in pain] Never use force, you just embarrass yourself.… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
I mean some doctor told me I had six months to live and I went to their funeral. — Keith Richards Copy Share Image
A doctor’s door should never be closed, a priest's door should always be open. — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
I've decided to take up smoking, my doctor said I wasn't getting enough tar. — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
One time I was forced to go to the doctors because of a sports accident. Herpes. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
![“A couple of years ago, my wife, Erica, and I were getting our daughter ready for school and an image of President [Barack] Obama was on one of the morning shows. And I said, oh, look, Carina, there's the president. You can be president one day. And she said, right away, that's for boys. And so…” quote by Julian Castro](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/c9c/julian-castro-9410_barack_a-couple-of-years-ago-my-wife-erica-and_2814289.png)
![“Doctor Johnson said, that in sickness there were three things that were material; the physician, the disease, and the patient: and if any two of these joined, then they get the victory; for, Ne Hercules quidem contra duos [Not even Hercules himself is a match for two]. If the physician and the…” quote by Francis Bacon](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/fbf/francis-bacon-297_cures_doctor-johnson-said-that-in-sickness-the_2561593.jpg)
![“The Doctor: This is bad, I don't like this. [kicks console and yells in pain] Never use force, you just embarrass yourself. Unless you're cross, in which case... always use force! Amy: Shall I run and get the manual? The Doctor: I threw it in a supernova. Amy: You threw the manual in a supernova?…” quote by Steven Moffat](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/d08/steven-moffat-2328_amy_the-doctor-this-is-bad-i-don-t-like-this_111624.png)
