Artichoke: That vegetable of which one has more at the finish than at the start of dinner. — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“Please put your penises away, gentlemen. Dinner is procured. By a woman.” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
I think, as a professional courtesy, when the president asks you to dinner, you go. — James R. Clapper Copy Share Image
Crisis: When dinner is ready, I CRISIS, and my sister comes running. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes even if a common friend holds Soha's hand, I get jealous. But other days, she can go out for dinner and… — Kunal Khemu Copy Share Image
“She'd come home with me to act as my barrier for Family Friday-or as i liked to refer it, Dinner for the… — Katie McGarry Copy Share Image
That's a big part of being a designer now: going out, having dinners, meeting people. Being in an ivory tower, you can… — Joseph Altuzarra Copy Share Image
Maybe I’m old, but to me, ‘going out’ means going out to dinner. It’s about the conversation: someone recognizing your intellect, the… — Keri Russell Copy Share Image
Dress simply. If you wear a dinner jacket, don't wear anything else on it ... like lunch or dinner. — George Burns Copy Share Image
When I was a nurse my favourite assignment was the anorexic ward. I sometimes ate as many as seventeen dinners — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
It's a wonderful time when you sit down around the table for dinner and discuss life. No matter where you are, it… — Melina Kanakaredes Copy Share Image
Journalists are quite surprised outside their dinner parties when they hear where I live. 'Van Nuys? You still live there?' It is… — Sandra Tsing Loh Copy Share Image
I first saw 'The Dinner Party' in 2007 at the Brooklyn Museum in New York City. While perusing the Heritage Panels, which… — Sue Monk Kidd Copy Share Image
One client's wife managed to steam the labels off all of the several hundred bottles in her husband's prestigious wine collection, so… — Laura Wasser Copy Share Image
The main question to a novel is -- did it amuse? were you surprised at dinner coming so soon? did you mistake… — Sydney Smith Copy Share Image
My father was a really sharp cartoonist and filmmaker. He used to tape-record the family surreptitiously, either while we were driving around… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
I'm kind of a dork. I don't have much game. I'm not particularly comfortable in bars or clubs. I much prefer being… — Wentworth Miller Copy Share Image
I love to eat. That's why I got so fat; I love to eat. If I don't walk away from a meal… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
I am pretty conventional, I was raised by a strict mother who said, 'Be sure to open doors and say please thank… — Chris Pine Copy Share Image
The late F. W. H. Myers used to tell how he asked a man at a dinner table what he thought would… — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
“He’d recreated the menu he requested for the naked dinner. Ha! “How did you even know my shoe size?” “I’ve seen your… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
The idea of having dinner together every day with your family removes the pressure from trying to explain everything. You tell us… — Mario Batali Copy Share Image
Well I've made no secret of my life long love of MAD Magazine, it's probably my first and greatest influence in terms… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
In communist society, where nobody has one exclusive sphere of activity but each can become accomplished in any branch he wishes, society… — Karl Marx Copy Share Image
It had that comfortably sprung, lived-in look that library books with a lively circulation always get; bent page corners, a dab of… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
GUESS WHERE I AM. CLUE? she texted back SWEAR U WON'T TELL A SOUL? U HAVE 2 ASK? I reluctantly texted,@ DINNER… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
Food Throwers: Begun usually by estranged couples, once this victual flinging starts, everyone will do it...Should your dinner party have become an… — J. P. Donleavy Copy Share Image
I was overwhelmed by the number of calls we got from people offering to rent us houses, to take us out to… — Madalyn Murray O'Hair Copy Share Image
Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd like to see kids learning to cook and families sitting down to dinner together. — Damaris Phillips Copy Share Image
I do visit the church every Christmas, spend time with family and close friends at dinner. — Sunny Singh Copy Share Image
Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, Is all that for me? Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
John Wilkes Booth, who said, Sorry, I thought he was a critic. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
I make sure I make a painting - that's my job. And I cook the Sunday dinner. — Billy Childish Copy Share Image
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