Count the cost first. Don’t pay too big a price for pursuing minor values. — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
Think about world peace; while you're doing that I'll be over here stealing your stuff. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“I don't want that boy to fall over for just a bird that forgot that her wings are broken.” — Ade Santi Copy Share Image
Music connects with the soul. I think it's the quickest art form to the soul. — Chris Tomlin Copy Share Image
The one who knows himself isn't deceived by either praise or criticism. — Yasmin Mogahed Copy Share Image
I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Of all the warning sounds that animals make, I think the one that's the least effective on me is a kind of… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
If Alien was my friend, I'd like to be with him when he went to the dentist. When they started drilling, he'd… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
When you first start wearing a turban, probably the most common mistake is wrapping it too tight. You have to allow the… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I mean, I can't say that I've had many deep thoughts because I traveled alone, but it's good to be with myself… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Real value isn’t in what you own, drive, wear or live. The greater value is found in love and life, health and… — T. D. Jakes Copy Share Image
We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can see why it would be prohibited to throw most things off the top of the Empire State Building, but what's… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“I'm full of shit. I'm never myself. I've got a Southern accent around the oldsters; I'm a nerd for graphs and deep… — John Green Copy Share Image
You can never become a great man or woman until you have overcome anxiety, worry, and fear. It is impossible for an… — Wallace D. Wattles Copy Share Image
When I heard that trees grow a new 'ring' for each year they live, I thought, we humans are kind of like… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
If you go to a party, and you want to be the popular one at the party, do this: Wait until no… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“When I have too much information or too many choices, I often get confused. • When one wants to encourage another to… — Dr. Dennis Cogswell Copy Share Image
I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like "Hey, when are you going to pay… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
A new world will be won not by those who stand at a distance with their arms folded, but by those who… — Nelson Mandela Copy Share Image
You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Can't the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion and problems they've caused? — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Remember, conflict doesn’t always mean we have to fight against something and tear it apart… Conflict can also mean we’re fighting for… — Lysa TerKeurst Copy Share Image
So long as man remains free he strives for nothing so incessantly and so painfully as to find someone to worship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves. And usually the best way to do that… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
When I think back on all the blessings I have been given in my life, I can't think of a single one,… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot bigger, but with a smaller head. That way,… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Atheism: It seeks to replace in itself the moral power of religion, in order to appease the spiritual thirst of parched humanity… — Fyodor Dostoevsky Copy Share Image
I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Isn't it funny how one minute life can be such a struggle, and the next minute you're just driving real fast, swerving… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
You can't tell me that cowboys, when they're branding cattle, don't sort of "accidentally" brand each other every once in a while.… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
However good or bad you feel about your relationship, the person you are with at this moment is the "right" person, because… — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
The one and only thing over which you have complete and total control is how you focus your own mind. Luckily, this… — Napoleon Hill Copy Share Image
Isn't it funny how we'll look out the window at the moon, and then we notice it's not the moon but a… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Realization is not knowledge about the universe, but the living experience of the nature of the universe. Until we have such living… — Namkhai Norbu Copy Share Image
When I read some of the things other movie people say about their work, I think I'm in the wrong business. I… — Fred MacMurray Copy Share Image
