The desert is a natural extension of the inner silence of the body. — Jean Baudrillard Copy Share Image
Whoever said words don't hurt has clearly never had to hear the words, it's over. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
People don't want quarter-inch drills. They want quarter-inch holes. — Theodore Levitt Copy Share Image
Your vision is not limited by what your eye can see, but by what your mind can imagine. — Ellison Onizuka Copy Share Image
I bleed for you that's why I cut those simple scars are just deep thoughts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Even though he was and enemy of mine, I had to admit that what he had accomplished was a brilliant piece of… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
In some places it's known as a tornado. In others, a cyclone. And in still others, the Idiot's Merry-go-round. But around here… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown, and how the children would laugh and laugh… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
The ultimate aim of the quest must be neither release nor ecstasy for oneself, but the wisdom and the power to serve… — Joseph Campbell Copy Share Image
I wish scientists would come up with an ear of corn that was big and round, because then when you were eating… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
If you are not financially independent by the time you are forty or fifty, it doesn't mean that you are living in… — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: Why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and I asked him about sex. He sort of smiled and said, "Maybe… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you realize that no one really knows what they are doing and that everyone is doing the best they can according… — Carl Sagan Copy Share Image
Whenever I need to "get away", I just get away in my mind. I go to my imaginary spot, where the beach… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I wish there was a disease where you're afraid of clouds, because I think I could cure it. First, you sit the… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with his Superman cape on. "Get down!" yelled Uncle… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Sydney had been horrified to discover my home library consisted of a bartending dictionary and an old copy of Esquire, and at… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
I don't know what I feel about wearing my furs anymore. I worked so hard to have a fur coat, and I… — Diana Ross Copy Share Image
If they drive God from the earth, we shall shelter Him underground. — Fyodor Dostoevsky Copy Share Image
We must not mistake kindness for weakness. Kindness isn't weak. Kindness is a certain type of strength. — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
“I fear more the shallow depths of my heart than the deep thoughts in my mind.” — Steven Aitchison Copy Share Image
There isnt a person anywhere who isnt capable of doing more than he thinks he can. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to be lucky, but I always say that to be lucky, you have to fight for it. — Jonas Hiller Copy Share Image
Doing is better than not doing, and if you do something badly you'll learn to do it better. — Twyla Tharp Copy Share Image
I'm telling you, just attach a big parachute TO THE PLANE ITSELF! Is anyone listening to me?! — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
The function of abundance is not to possess things but to use them and gather experiences. — Stuart Wilde Copy Share Image
It could be disastrous to speak your mind while you are deep in thought. — C.J. Langenhoven Copy Share Image
But our lives were not as they seemed, were they, Sophia? No one's life ever is. — Jean Plaidy Copy Share Image
Of all the tall tales, I think my favorite is the one about Eli Whitney and the interchangeable parts. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Step off let cheese cause him inna cheap class. Mi nuh call dem??. but mi scatta deep thoughts. — Aidonia Copy Share Image
What is truth? Truth is what causes you to breathe again when lies have told you, you are already dead. — Stefanie Schneider Copy Share Image
Open the love window. The moon won't use the door, only the window. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
