But our lives were not as they seemed, were they, Sophia?…

“Two sailors hauled on ropes, hoisting the jolly boat up to the ship’s side, revealing two apocryphal figures standing in the center of the…

— Tessa Dare

“Faith, Sophia. Life isn’t always going to give you the answers to the questions you’re asking. Sometimes you have to make do with the…

— Rebecca Hamilton

Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants.

— Jack Handey

The amount you give isn't important. What matters is what that amount represents in terms of your life.

— Jim Rohn

As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing…

— Anonymous

I had always assumed that the right way to do it was to these engineers, put them in offices by themselves with doors that…

— Eric Schmidt

I release all criticism. I only give out that which I wish to receive in return. My love and acceptance of others is mirrored…

— Louise Hay

It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a…

— Jack Handey

I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire.…

— Anonymous

I don't understand people who say life is a mystery, because what is it they want to know?

— Jack Handey

Sometimes I wonder if I'm patriotic enough. Yes, I want to kill people, but on both sides.

— Jack Handey

At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth…

— Jack Handey

The biggest battle in life is with yourself

— Dennis Prager

I never knew an early-rising, hard-working, prudent man, careful of his earnings, and strictly honest who complained of bad luck.

— Henry Ward Beecher

Be bold in your caring, and be bold in your dreaming.

— George H. W. Bush