Dating Quotes · Page 31

Don't ever be in a relationship with someone else just to show your ex.

— Anonymous

The only thing worse than dating a single mom is dating a single mom that won't put out.

— Chelsea Handler

“I don't date as an active activity anymore because the work of loving myself is enough.”

— Gita Jackson

“Love shouldn’t require Windex to be clear. It either is or it isn’t.”

— Mandy Hale

In my beach shack, we'll be alone. In my beach shack, I'll make you feel at home.

— Elvis Presley

If you see your ex approaching you, dont get tense. He is just a big past tense

— Anonymous

“You are far too amazing to be someone's backup. You're someone's first choice.”

— Chris Burkmenn

Nice thing about being in your 40s and dating is you kind of know yourself a bit better.

— Judi Love

While my husband and I were still just dating, we courted over Popeyes fried chicken. What better way to really get to…

— Sohla El-Waylly

Theres a guy out there who is going to be really happy that you didnt get back together with your ex-boyfriend.

— Anonymous

“Well, are you?” “Am I what?” “Dating people?” Her lips quirked up at the corners. “Are you?” “Nope.” “Neither am I.” “Good.…

— Katie Reus

I'm definitely old-school when it comes to dating. I'm not into the 'game' so much. If I like you, I'll confront you…

— Ashley Tisdale

I don't actually watch that much TV, but I was obsessed with 'Dawson's Creek' growing up. And 'Freaks and Geeks.' And '8…

— Anya Taylor-Joy

“And just because you didn’t admit it, you were stupid for each other from almost day one. So even though you’ve been…

— Rebecca Donovan

My sister got lucky, married a yuppie, and took him for all he was worth. Now she's a swinger dating a singer,…

— Tom Petty

“Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“As they call last orders, he’ll walk over to a girl he’s no doubt slept with before, pour half his pint over…

— Karl Wiggins

They were all just chapters in the book, stepping stones. Each was perfect for where we were at the time, and I'm…

— Travis Rice

I run a dating site, but I will gladly tell someone, 'Do not date someone if it's not right.' And don't settle.…

— Whitney Wolfe Herd

“The only love you have to prove in life is your love of God and helping others. Anyone that can't see that…

— Shannon L. Alder

“You cannot blame a dull dating life on a lack of attractive singles if you are too afraid to get involved. If…

— Rob Eagar

“Dating yes. But she thinks we're, uh, more than dating." "Oh," he says, thoughtful. Then he grins. " Oh. " The reason…

— Anna Banks

“Who're you going with, then?" said Ron. "Angelina," said Fred promptly, without a trace of embarrassment. "What?" said Ron, taken aback. "You've…

— J.K. Rowling

“My head is in a world of hurt. My apartment is trashed. At the end of today, I could either be dating…

— Pella Grace

Conservative forces in the South have a lot of power - almost dynastic - dating back many years.

— John Darnielle

“Some people are very happy despite their ex’s absence; some, because of it.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A good date ends with dinner together but an awesome date ends with breakfast together.

— Anonymous

After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.

— Joan Rivers

I am not interested in dating. I just want to have someone to spend time with now and then.

— Kumar Anupam

I do like dating cynics - they tend to be incredibly funny.

— Chris Pine

“Netiquette is overdelicate because kids use the internet. Adult content forms are triplicate, ASL.

— David Chiles

I'm not dating Prateik; he is just a good acquaintance.

— Amyra Dastur

“I'm thinking there should be a dating site called "Tap That" - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy”

— E.J. Eisman

“Commonsense will never come from following your heart; wisdom is only stored in the mind.”

— Shannon L. Alder

I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?

— Kristin Davis

The only thing a whirlwind courtship does is blow dust in everyone's eyes.

— Jilly Cooper

I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.

— Garry Shandling

Well, dating has become a sport and not about finding the person you love.

— Rashida Jones

Don't you hate it when your ex-boyfriend doesn't amit that he still likes you

— Anonymous

I don't think it's a sin to be friends with your ex.

— Liza Soberano