Whether it's an orgy or a cocktail party, I know how to do it. — Robert Mapplethorpe Copy Share Image
“God gave men brains so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.” — Kate Libby Copy Share Image
Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won't be invited to cocktail parties. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“Children's books are written to be read, adult books are written to be talked about at cocktail parties” — Lloyd Alexander Copy Share Image
The cocktail party - as the name itself indicates - was originally invented by dogs. They are simply bottom-sniffings raised to the… — Lawrence Durrell Copy Share Image
A holiday cocktail party is where some stranger will learn more about you in an hour than your spouse has learned in… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
I go to these cocktail parties now, and I say I make video games, and people go, 'Wow.' I can attract crowds. — Bobby Kotick Copy Share Image
If someone has Ebola at a cocktail party, they're contagious and you can catch it from them. — Rand Paul Copy Share Image
A cocktail party is a place where you talk with a person you do not know about a subject you have no… — Lin Yutang Copy Share Image
Cocktail parties ... are usually not parties at all but mass ceremonials designed to clear up at one great stroke a wealth… — Phyllis McGinley Copy Share Image
Unbelievable! I said, "What would I be doing walking the streets at night as a stuffed olive- gate-crashing cocktail parties? — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“We don't learn to love each other well in the easy moments. Anyone is good company at a cocktail party. But love… — Shauna Niequist Copy Share Image
My sister and I used to act as maids and waitresses at my great aunt and uncle's cocktail parties, which were very… — Amy Bloom Copy Share Image
I misremember who first was cruel enough to nurture the cocktail party into life. But perhaps it would be not too much… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
Our compulsive hunger always to know first, speak first and decide first has only been amplified by the fact that we can… — John Podhoretz Copy Share Image
There were times when I was broke, when I was down in Florida and I had to go to cocktail parties for… — Mickey Rooney Copy Share Image
Large cocktail parties are an infamous technique for ridding yourself of social obligations to people you usually don't know well or like… — Barbara Walters Copy Share Image
Criminal justice, as it pertains to the Goldmans and Morgan Stanleys of the world, is not adversarial combat, with cops and crooks… — Matt Taibbi Copy Share Image
I always knew I was going to be successful in some way with films. I don't know why. I had no particular… — Robert Osborne Copy Share Image
Writing about the indignities of old age: the daunting stairway to the restaurant restroom, the benefits of a wheelchair in airports and… — John Mortimer Copy Share Image
It's a cocktail-party circuit in D.C., That guy who couldn't master the guitar and get in a band and get laid, he… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Criticism should be done by critics, and a critic should have some training and some love of the medium he is discussing.… — Peter Sellers Copy Share Image
so my grandmother was not without humanity. and if she wore cocktail dresses when she labored in the garden, they were cocktail… — John Irving Copy Share Image
Be undeniably good. When people ask me how do you make it in show business or whatever, what I always tell them… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
“I’d always hated cocktail parties. And this one was worse than most. Overdressed pseudo–people smiled plastic smiles, told one–upmanship stories with phony… — Walt Shiel Copy Share Image
Clothes have always had a wonderful influence on my physical well-being as well as my self-assurance. All I have to do to… — Adolphe Menjou Copy Share Image
The frustration of our [The Daily] show is- very much outside any parameters of the media or the government. We don't have… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I don’t want to do a cocktail party. I’d rather people left my shows and vomited. — Alexander McQueen Copy Share Image
I am not someone who likes cocktail parties or large dinner parties, but I have to attend them often. I much prefer… — Tom Ford Copy Share Image
Meetings ... are rather like cocktail parties. You don't want to go, but you're cross not to be asked. — Jilly Cooper Copy Share Image
“And I. I too. Quite collected at cocktail parties, meanwhile in my head I'm undergoing open-heart surgery.” — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
People were hanging out in these places, and just like at cocktail parties, they needed something to do together. I thought, 'How… — Mark Pincus Copy Share Image
I don't write books for people to be friends with the characters. If you want to find friends, go to a cocktail… — Zoë Heller Copy Share Image
I don't view Twitter as a promotional tool but as a really, really, really cool cocktail party. — Kurt Busiek Copy Share Image
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