God gave men brains so they wouldn't hump women's legs at…

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

— Robin Williams

For God's will gave men their form, their essence and their abilities. Anyone who destroys His work is declaring war on the Lord's creation,…

— Adolf Hitler

I make jokes about the fact that as a neuro-surgeon I shouldn't be required at a motor race because the drivers don't have any…

— Sid Watkins

“She said, "What do you think the punishment is for what we are doing?" "Death, maybe life in prison." He replied. "Awesome!" She laughs.…

— Clarrissa Lee Moon

“Keep music and art alive in our schools because the greatness of a country is not measured by wars that are won, by territory…

— Clarrissa Lee Moon

“Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place”

— Billy Crystal

I gave up on men a long time ago. They have proven to be of more heartache than joy. Baby, prove to me that…

— Anonymous

“These opportunities, then, gave these men the chance they needed, and their great abilities made them recognize it.”

— Machiavelli Niccolo

See, the problem is that God gave men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.

— Robin Williams

Books are all right, but dead men's brains are no good unless you mix a live one's with them.

— George Horace Lorimer

Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.

— Bette Midler

There's many witty men whose brains can't fill their bellies.

— Benjamin Franklin

Above all avoid taking the advice of men who have no brains and do not know what they are talking about.

— Sherwood Anderson

“The man who never reads will never be read; he who never quotes will never be quoted. He who will not use the thoughts…

— Charles Spurgeon

“Men's brains may be bigger, but women's contain more brain cells. Also, male and female brains work differently. When men and women perform identical…

— Dr. Kevin Leman