A girl offered me E at the club. 'Have you ever done E?' 'I watch E.' — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I have played lots of clubs since I was 14, but I always did my own music. — Vonda Shepard Copy Share Image
The only thing you should force in a golf swing is the club back in the bag. — Byron Nelson Copy Share Image
I love the shows that are in dingy little dark clubs, smoky, no production whatsoever. — Pink Copy Share Image
We won (the pennant) because we've got a superior ball club. Not many stars perhaps, but the kind of team that always… — Nellie Fox Copy Share Image
See, I don't like places where people can't dance - don't like clubs or theatres where a bunch of bourgeois people sit… — Etta James Copy Share Image
People don't go to clubs to think that much. They go to have a good time and relax. — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
When I travel I normally eat club sandwiches or I bring my own food. When you go into a new town, it's… — Paul Prudhomme Copy Share Image
The first job I ever had was singing in a jazz club when I was like 15 with my friend, and we… — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
There were a WHOLE LOTTA us not having sex at Harvard . . . but none of us thought that that was… — Jessica Valenti Copy Share Image
Arsenal means every thing to me. I've been here since I was nine and I love the Club. — Jack Wilshere Copy Share Image
No one really needs to defend drinking. That's something that frustrates me as a comic: I have to play clubs where selling… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
I've been driving in the city for years because, as a stand-up in N.Y.C., you can perform at more comedy clubs a… — Judah Friedlander Copy Share Image
I hope my music inspires people and I want to be a good role model for everybody, not just the girls but… — Tonya Mitchell Copy Share Image
I grew up very much an athlete and very much a swimmer and a dancer and a horse rider and surf lifesaving… — Sharni Vinson Copy Share Image
Always be eager to learn, no matter how successful you might already be. In the Millionaires' Club, we sometimes invite a billionaire… — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
People turned around and came back to watch. An enormous crowd formed. Ampol Oil took films. When we left Australia, we also… — Greg Noll Copy Share Image
A lot of comedy clubs are set up with people sitting at little tables and you have everything from the way they… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I think I was, like, 23 or something [on The Breakfast Club]. I was the oldest of the five. Emilio [Estevez] and… — Judd Nelson Copy Share Image
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I'm now unemployed. It's a weird feeling with no work, but at least there's still golf. Standup comedy is like my core,… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
He's just intelligent-sort of a nerd, actually. He's the only brother I know who made a 1420 on the SAT. I don't… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
The whites have always had the say in America. White people made Jesus white, angels white, the Last Supper white. If I… — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
It's an honour to wear the shirt and the badge, and to be part of such an illustrious club is gonna be… — Asmir Begovic Copy Share Image
The reason everybody is so amazed and enamored with me right now is because I have worked every angle, I have worked… — Leslie Jones Copy Share Image
We [ with Emilio Estevez] asked if we could take some things [ in Breakfast Club] that weren't in the shooting draft,… — Judd Nelson Copy Share Image
I just don’t feel like you can have enough speed pass rushers on your club. — Pete Carroll Copy Share Image
Faith, the least exclusive club on Earth, has the craftiest doorman. — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
If you're wearing it to 'da club, you shouldn't be wearing it to 'da office. — Clinton Kelly Copy Share Image