Some comedians tell nice jokes that you can tell to your kids. Some use bad words - they work 'blue.' If you… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
I've never been a junkie, and never will be. I just like going out late to clubs with friends and listening to… — Lindsay Lohan Copy Share Image
When I think of Arsenal, my favourite personal memory that I recall is scoring my first goal for the Club - away… — Robert Pires Copy Share Image
I think in the future we need to look at our youth department to provide more players for the first team think… — Arsene Wenger Copy Share Image
I don't belong to any club or group. I don't fish, cook, dance, endorse books, sign books, co-sign declarations, eat oysters, get… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
Celtic, like Barcelona, are more than a football club. Our clubs are a symbol of a culture and community that has not… — Xavi Copy Share Image
One aspect of play is the importance of laughter, which has physiological and psychological benefits. Did you know that there are thousands… — Daniel H. Pink Copy Share Image
I did many other things before I ever got into the movies. I've been in so many businesses, it's a joke. All… — Sean Connery Copy Share Image
When I first went to New York, I didn't really go out to clubs. It was the height of Culture Club so… — Boy George Copy Share Image
I don't like to feel like I'm in a club when I'm in my car and I turn on the radio. Anything… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
'Hairspray' was my first Broadway show. In the meantime, after the show was over, I would go down and do gigs at… — Laura Bell Bundy Copy Share Image
I always remember writing a page of jokes for a comedian and handing it to him backstage at a club and he… — Garry Marshall Copy Share Image
I write in the mornings, two or three hours every day, and then at least four times a week I play in… — Louis Sachar Copy Share Image
Mac Rebennack, better known as Dr. John, once told me that when a brass band plays at a small club back up… — Tom Piazza Copy Share Image
I'm based in Stockholm and I train at Nexus Fighter Centre, it's my club and my head coach Andreas Michael but for… — Alexander Gustafsson Copy Share Image
Enlightenment is not about being political. It is not a social club. Ashrams often turn into that, I know. Societies of enlightenment… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
It happens to be a matter of record that I was first in print with the discovery that the tastelessness of the… — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
Golf isn't just about hitting a lot of drivers. I grew up playing on my front lawn, chipping and putting into soup… — Amy Alcott Copy Share Image
I've never really socialized; I've always been anti-social and preferred to be at home. I was never, even my late teens and… — Megan Fox Copy Share Image
I've also been working with the Challengers Club in the inner city of Los Angeles for 15 years now, I guess, and… — Richard Dean Anderson Copy Share Image
If the church of today does not recapture the sacrificial spirit of the early church, it will lose its authentic ring, forfeit… — Martin Luther King, Jr Copy Share Image
Papa Roach is actually a band that's great at playing arenas. Not every band is suited for that environment. But besides the… — Tony Palermo Copy Share Image
When I was a child, I wanted to watch things that made me laugh. It's attacking boredom, as simple as that. I… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I can be very drunk in a club in Oxford on a Monday night, and some guy comes up to you and… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
When my son said, "I can't stop thinking about girls," I said, "That's not gonna stop. Congratulations. You're in the club. From… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
Wimbledon attracted Bill Clinton to the gallery at Centre Court Tuesday at the All England Club. NBC cameras showed his head turning… — Argus Hamilton Copy Share Image
I'd like to form a club just for fathers. Specifically, fathers of daughters. There would be lots of overstuffed leather chairs, wood… — Steve Schirripa Copy Share Image
In your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would… — Alan K. Simpson Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, I'm a footballer who has played at some of the biggest football clubs in the world… — David Beckham Copy Share Image
The goal is to win. It's not about making money. I have many much less risky ways of making money than this… — Roman Abramovich Copy Share Image
Growing up doing those Kiwanis Clubs, doing those Cub Scout banquets, doing those church shows, I learned to find that sensibility that… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
Give me your hungry, your tired, your poor, that's what the Statue of Bigotry says. Your poor huddled masses, let's just club… — Lou Reed Copy Share Image
I'll bet right now most of the youngsters and hot club fans who hear the name Storyville hasn't the least idea that… — Louis Armstrong Copy Share Image
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is not a public democratic organization; it's a private club basically. It's like a private… — Micky Dolenz Copy Share Image
The 4-H Clubs believe in and practice the full development of our talents. They believe in physical and mental health. Beyond this… — Fred M. Vinson Copy Share Image
What if more and more parents, grandparents and kids around the country band together to create outdoor adventure clubs, family nature networks,… — Richard Louv Copy Share Image
I couldn't make ends meet. I tried Red Lobster. I tried Wal-Mart. I tried all these places and I couldn't make it.… — Anna Nicole Smith Copy Share Image
