At Christmas you can get real bargains. I saw one item marked down ten dollars. It was a yacht. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I had a nice time over Christmas. I watched EastEnders - blimey, that makes my job look easy! — Mick McCarthy Copy Share Image
I like the idea of putting your Christmas wish list up and letting people share it. — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
The best thing about the New Year is your 4.90 ERA disappears and starts back at zero. — Bert Blyleven Copy Share Image
When there's no more room under the Christmas tree, Ken Foree will have a birthday. — Ken Foree Copy Share Image
There is probably no greater anxiety in life than going home to visit your mother for Christmas. — Suzanne Falter-Barns Copy Share Image
I hope the New Year gives you plenty of reason to celebrate another year of life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart. — Washington Irving Copy Share Image
When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish Santa brings you the gift of never ending happiness this Christmas! May you and your family be blessed abundantly. Merry… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Around Christmas time, I passed by a Hot Topic at the mall. They had the Christmas decorations up in the front of… — Adam Page Copy Share Image
“You can never make this New Year as your best year because your best year is always the year you were born!… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
My first job as a kid was going from door to door selling Christmas cards, to raise money for my grandmother's hip… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I am a veteran of the War on Christmas. I am just emerging from a battlefield strewn with dead trees and torn… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
I wish every day of the New Year to be as brilliant, as vibrant, as colorful and as beautiful as you are!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In 2015, RESOLVE to make your life completely New! Become a new person. Reset, Rethink, Rejuvenate, Recharge and Renew your life to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The great cause of the new Republican intake is the reduction of the deficit but to anyone seeking evidence of sincere attempts… — James Fenton Copy Share Image
And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came… — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
“Christianity does not agree with the optimistic thinkers who say, “We can fix things if we try hard enough.” Nor does it… — Timothy J. Keller Copy Share Image
“A lot of educated, thoughtful, well-meaning people will spend hours and hundreds of dollars buying their rascally child this year's must-have toy… — Dave Bruno Copy Share Image
Hey, great idea: if you have kids, give your partner reading vouchers next Christmas. Each voucher entitles the bearer to two hours'… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
It was an emotional roller coaster - going from Christmas, then your aunt dies, and then all the stats come out and… — Shaun Alexander Copy Share Image
And the angel said unto them, 'Fear not! For, behold, I bring you tidings of great joy, Which shall be to all… — Bible Copy Share Image