“Life is too short to worry about things that are out of your hands.” — K.M. Golland Fear Copy Share Image
“Seriously, Santa. Fuck off and go and deliver some presents.” — K.M. Golland Christmas Copy Share Image
“Jealousy is a self-inflicted curse. Be happy for others and live curse free.” — K.M. Golland Curse Copy Share Image
“From the moment we said hello, goodbye was inevitable. Humid” — K.M. Golland Goodbye Copy Share Image
“A kitchen is not quite a kitchen without something stuck to the fridge.” — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“My tbr list is an erection all on its own...it just keeps getting bigger.” — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“Thankfully, sleep means you do not have to communicate with the conscious world and those who are in it.” — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“Please tell me he’s single, Alexis, because I have a fucking ferocious fire in between my legs that he needs to put… — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“Your beauty flaws me, Alexis. It literally strips me of all cognitive function; I’m absolutely useless.” — K.M. Golland Beauty Copy Share Image
“Life’s problems cannot be resolved if they are buried. We bury what is finished; obsolete. We bury what we cannot restore. Grief… — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“Our eyes are not only the windows to our soul; they guide us through a life that should not be travelled blindly.… — K.M. Golland Eyes Copy Share Image
“I was born with a dick, and not experiencing child birth first hand is a perk of owning said dick.” — K.M. Golland Birth Copy Share Image
“The direction in which you head is determined by your own conscious decision to go there, and no one can take that… — K.M. Golland Books Copy Share Image
“Let’s get one thing straight. I kiss you because I want to fucking kiss you, because I like it and because you… — K.M. Golland Kiss Copy Share Image
“Time and space were my best friends...until they became annoying bitches. And of course in that case, piss them off and find… — K.M. Golland Best friend Copy Share Image
“Apparently, Alexis had no choice but to stop feeding Brayden due to something called mass-eye-tits...mass-tits...massive tits. Fuck! I don’t know what it… — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“I watched salaciously as he adjusted his shorts, indicating the swelling of his erection which was fast filling the space within them.… — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“Life is full of ups and downs, twists and turns, love and loss. And life would not be worth experiencing if it… — K.M. Golland Life Copy Share Image
“I can give you time and space, but I can’t promise how much. It is physically unbearable to be this close to… — K.M. Golland Restraint Copy Share Image
“I will never back the fuck off where you are concerned. You are my everything and will remain my everything for as… — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“Obviously, I have no idea what it’s like to carry a baby, and I never will—cheers to owning a dick. And while… — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“I hate with a vengeance having to go anywhere near Ronald McFucking Donald with his bright red scary hair, yellow fucktard suit,… — K.M. Golland Hate Copy Share Image
“Life hands out challenges that we all unwillingly accept. We have no choice in the acceptance really because that is essentially what… — K.M. Golland Brick wall Copy Share Image
“Just as I’m about ready to blow, the buzzer to the door sounds. Alexis pauses, looking like a deer in headlights, except… — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“Can I try your Stiff Dick?” I asked, as I put my thumbnail in between my teeth. He endeavoured to keep his… — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“I’ve never been one to say that life will hand you what you want on a silver platter or that fate will… — K.M. Golland Fate Copy Share Image
“I used to think luck suggested you had no power over it. I believed that we—ourselves—controlled the probability of our fortune and… — K.M. Golland Luck Copy Share Image
“Don’t be sorry, you were right, except for one thing. I have found my match.” — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“Ah, that groan, Alexis. It’s like you are fucking me from a distance.” — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“I know you feel it, Alexis. You want me between your legs just as badly as I want to be there.” — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“‘You and your creepy research, Mr. Clark.’ ‘It's what I do, Ms. Summers.’” — K.M. Golland Creepy Copy Share Image
“Guilt is felt by not only the guilty, but more so by those who feel they deserve it when in fact, they… — K.M. Golland Guilt Copy Share Image
“His biceps were simply mouth-watering, and those legs! I could imagine having those wrapped around me in a hot steamy bath. Alexis,… — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“I need a night out away from crayon drawings on the wall, mushed food in the carpets, and poo-splosions in nappies.” — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“He was smirking the smirkiest smirk of all smirks to date. I laughed, even that smirk was hard to ignore. F**k, maybe… — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
