I have often seen a cat without a grin - but a grin without a cat - remember the cat kept appearing… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
“It’s not fun to pet cats when you’ve already poured gravy on them, and you’re holding silverware.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It is a curious truth that many cats enjoy warmer, more convivial, even affectionate relationships with humans than they could ever do… — Bruce Fogle Copy Share Image
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'. — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
Someone creeping into his yard in the dead of night? More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering somewhere, covered in potato… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The world would probably be better if people were put in carriers and cats roamed free.” — Mary Matthews Copy Share Image
One cat just leads to another." [Letter from Finca Vigia, Cuba, to his first wife, Elizabeth Hadley Richardson (1943).] — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
...you never possess a cat; you are allowed to be in a cat's life, which, of course, is a privilege. — Beryl Reid Copy Share Image
“Caldris led them over to a large covered basket that sat on the stones near the docked dinghy. He undid the cover,… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“He'd been down at the Cass County Library, reading...Win danced a jig he thought that was so funny...about this cat Henry David… — Joe Eszterhas Copy Share Image
“Severin made a noise that sounded like “chuff,” his cat whiskers jutting forward with the sound. Elle froze, her bread halfway to… — K.M. Shea Copy Share Image
“The cat saw me at once, of course, and every hair on his body stood straight up, and he made a sound… — Spencer Quinn Copy Share Image
As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the… — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
“He's outwardly respectable. (They say he cheats at cards.) And his footprints are not found in any file of Scotland Yard's. And… — T.S. Eliot Copy Share Image
When I play with my cat, who knows whether I do not make her more sport than she makes me? When I… — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
“Notwithstanding all this furniture, there was still room to turn around in, but not to swing a cat in, at least with… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The trouble with sharing one's bed with cats is that they'd rather sleep on you than beside you. — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
They say cats have nine lives. I've had 12 already and I don't know how many more I'll have. — Gordon Ramsay Copy Share Image
You remember my ideal cat has always a huge rat in its mouth, just going out of sight - though going out… — Emily Dickinson Copy Share Image
A computer and a cat are somewhat alike - they both purr, and like to be stroked, and spend a lot of… — John Updike Copy Share Image
“This was cheering. The real world was still there, it still contained puppies being puppies and cats being cats.” — Kerry Greenwood Copy Share Image
If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
When I was 18 I worked with the Ringling Brothers circus, taking care of menagerie animals. I used to rather deliberately risk… — Edward Hoagland Copy Share Image
“I watch baseball on TV like my cat watches the window. Somebody open the blinds so we can see better!” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It is easy to understand why the rabble dislike cats. A cat is beautiful; it suggests ideas of luxury, cleanliness, voluptuous pleasures. — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
The cat seldom interferes with other people's rights. His intelligence keeps him from doing many of the fool things that complicate life. — Carl Van Vechten Copy Share Image
Cats love one so much - more than they will allow. But they have so much wisdom they keep it to themselves. — Mary Eleanor Wilkins Freeman Copy Share Image
Before a cat will condescend to treat you as a trusted friend, some little token of esteem is needed, like a dish… — T. S. Eliot Copy Share Image
“Strap a piece of toast -buttered side up- to the back of a cat. Throw the cat out of the window. Will… — Alan Fletcher Copy Share Image
I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety-valve device for dealing with happiness overflow. — Monica Edwards Copy Share Image
Some guys are like cats. They come and go as they please and you don't know how they feel about you. — Santana Copy Share Image
Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone. — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
“My fur coat is still wet, not from the rain, but from where my cat was licking it. Well, my future fur… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I write so much because my cat sits on my lap. She purrs so I don't want to get up. She's so… — Joyce Carol Oates Copy Share Image
“The cat and mouse can live peacefully in one house, but the mouse won't get sound sleep unless mouse trust the cat… — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“She preferred cats to human beings and turned down every offer from the men who fell in love with her.” — Alice Hoffman Copy Share Image
I am deathly allergic to cats. I mean, I love all animals, but they're not my animal of choice. — Rick Hoffman Copy Share Image
“Y’know, if man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat.” — Kenneth C. Johnson Copy Share Image
“All cats are gray in the dark. And besides, her actions have less to do with her, and everything to do with… — Jaye Frances Copy Share Image