Strap a piece of toast -buttered side up- to the back of a…

“The cat was on the window ledge, gazing intently into the garden.”

— Diane Setterfield

When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash.

— Jim Davis

“Oh...I remember you...You're that weird cat-eared cosplay-kid! You called me a cospl... How'd you get all the way up to the third-floor window... Because…

— Peach-Pit

“From a philosophical point of view, Leibniz's most interesting argument was that absolute space conflicted with what he called the principle of the identity…

— Samir Okasha

“But one thing is the thought, another thing is the deed, and another thing is the idea of the deed. The wheel of causality…

— Friedrich Nietzsche

You don't lose your temper and throw the cat out the door. You don't lose your temper and throw a dish at the dog…

— Ernest Angley

I still have a lot to learn. I just have two cats, and when I'm in a bad mood - you know, it would…

— Laura Dern

“Let’s say you have an ax. Just a cheap one, from Home Depot. On one bitter winter day, you use said ax to behead…

— David Wong

“--I wouldn't throw that cat out of bed. --When did you get a cat?”

— Lesley Kagen

Doesn't matter how harder you throw the CAT up till will never Fall on it's Back so as long as you try so hard…

— Junior Dè Rèál Testament

“These bizarre examples attempt to prove one conceptual point or another by deliberately reducing all but one underappreciated feature of some phenomenon to zero,…

— Daniel Dennett

“Zombies are familiar characters in philosophical thought experiments. They are like people in every way except they have no internal experience… If there are…

— Jaron Lanier

“Hey, Willie. Let's throw a cat on the barbie.”

— Randal Patrick McMurphy

“Murphy's Law states that, "If anything will go wrong, it will". Positive side of this law is, "If anything good can happen, it definitely…

— Jiten Bhatt

“Murphy’s Law says bread will always land butterside down”

— Adam Anderson