I'm a cat; I don't give a damn about anything. I just live life for the moment. — Lia Payne Copy Share Image
I heard from my cat's lawyer today; my cat wants $12,000 a week for Tender Vittles. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
There are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat. — Ursula K. Le Guin Copy Share Image
“I can take shit from my brother-in-law. I can't take it from my cat too.” — Erin Hayes Copy Share Image
There is always something else to do. A gardener should have nine times as many lives as a cat. — Vita Sackville-West Copy Share Image
We all know the stories about the Human Rights Act... about the illegal immigrant who cannot be deported because, and I am… — Theresa May Copy Share Image
Bathsheba! to whom none ever said scat- No worthier cat Ever sat on a mat, Or caught a rat. Requiescat! — John Greenleaf Whittier Copy Share Image
Of all animals, the cat alone attains to the comtemplative life. He regards the wheel of existence from without, like the Buddha. — Andrew Lang Copy Share Image
I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real. — Grumpy Cat Copy Share Image
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“But I don’t want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked. “Oh, you can’t help that,” said the Cat: “we’re all mad… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
“She was charming way a cub is charming, a small cub that will grow up to be like one of the big… — Thomas Harris Copy Share Image
I am primarily a comedian. Sometimes I also do comedy about my cats. Now unless you find metaphors in cats, there is… — Varun Grover Copy Share Image
I was perhaps about 10 years old when a local farmer rang us up to say he had found a young badger… — Owen Paterson Copy Share Image
I can't abide cats myself, but of course we have to have one in the kitchen to deal with the mice. I… — Jan Struther Copy Share Image
“The kitten I got is black and white and has long hair. Really long hair (think Willie Nelson). I decided to call… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Hmm. I suppose not everyone can have a cat's perfect night vision, but still..." Puck snorted. "Yeah, your perfect kitty vision does… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
Perhaps one reason we are fascinated by cats is because such a small animal can contain so much independence, dignity, and freedom… — Lloyd Alexander Copy Share Image
“Wrangling the cat into the cage proved interesting, and Josie had several scratches before Clint bent down and let out a menacing… — Eve Langlais Copy Share Image
“But above and beyond there's still one name left over, And that is the name that you never will guess; The name… — T.S. Eliot Copy Share Image
I am the Cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me. — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
“Dubbs frowns, and I expect her to keep arguing. Instead, she keeps petting the cat.” — Caragh M. O'Brien Copy Share Image
No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
I always had cats and animals, so children were never really in my thoughts. — Jacqueline Bisset Copy Share Image
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
