The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat. — Norbert Wiener Copy Share Image
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why? — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
“While you saying, 'Scat, scat,' someone else is 'round the corner sayin, 'Here, kitty-kitty.” — ReShonda Tate Billingsley Copy Share Image
Cats can't understand English, so you tell a cat, 'Come on. Jump on the bed,' and he just looks at you like,… — Dean-Charles Chapman Copy Share Image
A cat falls into a puddle of water. A chicken starts laughing hysterically. The moral of the story is A Wet Pu**y… — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
By perseverance the snail reached the ark. A mouse may find a hole, be the room ever so full of cats. — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
I like to position a cat tree in the window so the cats can look outside and feel the sunlight. — Beth Ostrosky Stern Copy Share Image
GPS works great. I recommend it for all cat owners who want to know what their cats do when they're not there,… — Caroline Paul Copy Share Image
“You named your cats after Charlie’s Angels?” he asked. “They don’t fight crime. They mostly just shed, eat, nap and make me… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
Dogs believe every stranger is a friend they haven't met yet. Cats wait for a proper invitation. — Vicki Brown Copy Share Image
Well, when I was a little girl we had 17 cats once. They all lived outside, and they kept having more kittens.… — Cheryl Hines Copy Share Image
“What would you do if your cat suddenly went psycho and started to attack you for no apparent reason, lying in wait… — Dr. Nicholas Dodman Copy Share Image
I think everybody knows my sound because I'm me, you know? But, on your fourth album, I think you've definitely gotta show… — Young Jeezy Copy Share Image
“I abandoned the plan to make millions from the spell when I realised that people would finally realise their cats are selfish… — Helen Harper Copy Share Image
What I gotta do? Cats don't even have a clue Can't stand to see Me kick a flow so unbelievably And never… — Eamon Copy Share Image
We have two dogs, Mabel and Wolf, and three cats at home, Charlie, George and Chairman. We have two cats on our… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“You sure are good with cats—for a canine.” Dez sat down on the couch opposite Smitty, her son asleep in her arms.… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“The firm has two cats, one for the warehouse and one for the attic. Now it occasionally happen that the two cats… — Anne Frank Copy Share Image
“The love of one cat simply can't be compared with the love of another..” — Will Advise Copy Share Image
Dogs are very loyal to their masters but with cats you're the servant. — James Bowen Copy Share Image
We cannot without becoming cats, perfectly understand the cat mind. — St. George Jackson Mivart Copy Share Image
“Cats do not enjoy being reminded of debts. Cats don not incur in debts.” — Robin Hobb Copy Share Image
One reason cats are happier than people is that they have no newspapers. — Gwendolyn Brooks Copy Share Image
You never saw such a crazy cat. 'Up the wall' took on a literal meaning. — Arnold Hano Copy Share Image
[My kitten's] gambols are not to be described, and would be incredible, if they could. — William Cowper Copy Share Image
“A cat may look at a king, but he might also lose a bit of fur for it.” — Margaret Miles Copy Share Image