If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
But she was already in. Gareth couldn't help but stand back in admiration. Hyacinth Bridgerton was clearly a natural born athlete. Either… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
Psychologists now recognize that the need in some people to have a dozen cats is really a sublimated desire to have two… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
You would wind up as a cat, I told her. They don't need anyone else. I need you, she replied. Well, I… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
I think my cat is adorable, and I probably give it too much fresh chicken. Maybe if I had a child, I'd… — Alison Goldfrapp Copy Share Image
Organizing atheists is a bit like herding cats; They are on the whole too intelligent and independent minded to lend themselves to… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
The news might be single-handedly trying to bring about an environmental catastrophe, which it will then report on. Super injunctions are interesting… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
One day, the infielders were having a pretty bad time and were making some bad throws to me at first base. After… — Johnny Mize Copy Share Image
Everyone who tells a story tells it differently, just to remind us that everybody sees it differently. Some people say there are… — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
There are too many coy books full of talking animals, whimsical children, and condescending adults. (Some of the most famous animals in… — Katharine Sergeant Angell White Copy Share Image
The sky lay over the city like a map showing the strata of things and the big full moon toppled over in… — Zelda Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
Animal hoarding was a dirty secret until hoarders appeared on our TV screens and showed how they are compelled to collect so… — Ingrid Newkirk Copy Share Image
Now let's take up the minorities in our civilisation, shall we? Bigger the population, the more minorities. Don't step on the toes… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
I was an only child. Growing up, we moved a lot, so I didn't have any close friends. So the animals I… — William McNamara Copy Share Image
Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I'll be nice, and maybe she… — Bette Midler Copy Share Image
In the great green room, there was a telephone And a red balloon And a picture of a cat jumping over the… — Margaret Wise Brown Copy Share Image
When I'm dating someone, if she bonds with my cats I'll give her a chance maybe more than I would otherwise. But… — Dave Franco Copy Share Image
Cats are a tonic, they are a laugh, they are a cuddle, they are at least pretty just about all of the… — Roger Caras Copy Share Image
The more cats you have, the longer you live. If you have a hundred cats, you'll live ten times longer than if… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
A person may have no relatives anywhere, but Mahamaya may make him keep a cat and thus make him worldly. This is… — Sarada Devi Copy Share Image
Furthermore, unlike Man's other great good friend the horse, the cat is no sweating serf of Man. The only labor she condescends… — Vance Packard Copy Share Image
Some say that cats are devils, but they behave badly only when they are alone. When they are among us cats are… — George Sand Copy Share Image
All agreed that Quickset was the cleverest cat in the world. And, since Quickset had the same opinion, it was surely true. — Lloyd Alexander Copy Share Image
Cats vary so widely that all data is meaningless and the professional classifiers gnash their teeth trying to come up with even… — Barbara Holland Copy Share Image
I play so many villains and strange, troubled people. I don't have that kind of life. I live in the country. I've… — Christopher Walken Copy Share Image
Things like 'mad as a hatter' or 'grinning like a Cheshire cat', are so powerful that music and songs incorporate the imagery.… — Tim Burton Copy Share Image
Cat talk is a complicated, self-centered language. If you speak to your cat first, it probably won't speak back. Cats initiate conversations. — Jean Craighead George Copy Share Image
There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Dividing the swing into its parts is like dissecting a cat. You'll have blood and guts and bones all over the place.… — Ernest Jones Copy Share Image
I just fight like myself. I'm like a cat - if I see the opening, I'm going to shoot for it. I… — Ryan Garcia Copy Share Image
With electricity we were wired into a new world, for electricity brought the radio, a "crystal set" and with enough ingenuity, one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A female feline named Katta Is getting fatta and fatta But she's pretty and purry And funny and furry So what does… — Lilian Jackson Braun Copy Share Image
Her only gift was knowing people almost by instinct, she thought, walking on. If you put her in a room with someone,… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
I never met a man half so true as a dog. Treat a dog right, and he'll treat you right. He'll keep… — Mary Ann Shaffer Copy Share Image
[Progressives] think the Constitution is like Felix the Cat's magic bag: Look in there long enough and hard enough, and you can… — Jonah Goldberg Copy Share Image
Someone asked me what three things I would save if my house was on fire. I said my cat, my salamander and… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Now you people have names. That's because you don't know who you are. We know who we are, so we don't need… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I called my cat William because no shorter name fits the dignity of his character. Poor old man, he has fits now,… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
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