While cats can be infuriating, little old women in fur coats, they make me laugh. Of course, dogs, horses and my highly… — Rita Mae Brown Copy Share Image
Rincewind gave his fingers a long shocked stare, as one might regard a gun that has been hanging on the wall for… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone. Then I talk to my cat about it, and he… — James Franco Copy Share Image
Half of Americans look at the other half and say, they're too lazy or they're not willing to get up and go… — Todd G. Buchholz Copy Share Image
Schrödinger's cat has a 50% quantum chance of coming out of the box alive and a 50% quantum chance of coming out… — David Papineau Copy Share Image
And I realized that sometimes the greatest triumphs in your life come in on little cat feet and sit on silent haunches… — Sally Field Copy Share Image
Being a child is horrible. It is slightly better than being a tree or a piece of heavy machinery but not half… — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
He [the cat] wound himself around her legs, purring the purr of ardent desire like a kettle coming to a boil and… — May Sarton Copy Share Image
Magnus's eyes went back to Alec. They were gold-green, as unreadable as the eyes of the cat he held on his lap.… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Sweet bleedin’ Christ,” Bones interrupted. “Try not to let this turn you into a Ghost Whisperer, hmm? Adopting Fabian is one thing,… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the… — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
Actually, writers have no business writing about their own works. They either wax conceited, saying things like: 'My brilliance is possibly most… — Connie Willis Copy Share Image
William untucked the covers and stood, making a mental list of everything he'd need for the coming trip. A few blades, serrated… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
I dug myself a garden, and a stray cat I grew to like would come around to sulk in the corn. I… — Wells Tower Copy Share Image
“In a nice little house in Atro City there lived a man called Doktor Gleichstein. He was a kind of scientist, and… — Christina Engela Copy Share Image
When I play with my cat, who knows whether I do not make her more sport than she makes me? When I… — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
Cats are the slipperiest of domestic animals. Thousands of years of genetic coding has taught them to melt into azaleas, lie motionless… — Caroline Paul Copy Share Image
Did you ever fly a kite in bed? Did you ever walk with ten cats on your head? Did you ever milk… — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
Look," I whisper to Cat, "Shooting star! That's good luck." She rolls her eyes. "It's a plane, you idiot," she says, and… — Cathy Cassidy Copy Share Image
My dog and two cats are such a vital part of my life. To say that I am their owner doesn't reflect… — Tiffani Thiessen Copy Share Image
I'm sure you agree that animals should not be abused - whether they're cats or dogs or chickens - and that stopping… — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
But Obama is a cool cat. We've seen that before: when he suffered reverses he didn't react immediately. He took a couple… — Michael Fullilove Copy Share Image
Cats are like donkeys and camels, they won't ever quite give in to human tyranny, they won't try to imitate the human… — Richard Aldington Copy Share Image
If I could have drawn a cat yelling for lasagna every day for 15 years and have them pay me $30 million… — Berkeley Breathed Copy Share Image
There's something about sports. You can be setting fire to cats and burying them in your backyard, but as long as you're… — Polly Horvath Copy Share Image
The cat, it is well to remember, remains the friend of man because it pleases him to do so and not because… — Carl Van Vechten Copy Share Image
Political activism is not failing because people are too busy watching cat videos online, but because of a fundamental collapse of citizen… — Zeynep Tufekci Copy Share Image
I've endured quite a bit of physical pain. My mom says that I got my first set of stitches when I was… — Bobby Williams Copy Share Image
Some men there are love not a gaping pig, some that are mad if they behold a cat, and others when the… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
There's a reason you never see anyone's house with a Beware of Cat sign. Because they're not even worth mentioning. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“Crap. It's all crap. Living is crap. Life has no meaning. None. Nowhere to be found. Crap. Why doesn't anybody realize this?” — K-Ske Hasegawa Copy Share Image
Agnostics talk cheerfully of man's search for God but they might as well talk about the mouse's search for the cat. — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
“If you are going to do that, would you mind not jostling the bed so much?' came a sarcastic voice near the… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
I don't like the looks of it,' said the King: 'however, it may kis my hand, if it likes.' 'I'd rather not,'… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
The curiosity of cats is, like their affection, of a purity and intensity rarely seen in humans. We would be jaded when… — Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson Copy Share Image
Cats didn't start as mousers. Weasels and snakes and dogs are more efficient as rodent-control agents. I postulate that cats started as… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over myself, for a characteristic… — Sidonie Gabrielle Colette Copy Share Image
“Dr. Beall gave him the first shot, followed closely by the second. He said, "I'll check for a heartbeat." I said, "You… — Vicki Myron Copy Share Image
I'll wager I would have screwed things up regardless. But. . .can you imagine those poor bastards grappling their prey, leaping over… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
Sweeping from butcher's stalls, dung, guts, and blood, Drown'd puppies, stinking sprats, all drench'd in mud, Dead cats, and turnip-tops, come tumbling… — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image