Cat Quotes · Page 12

I am as vigilant as a cat to steal cream.

— William Shakespeare

What greater gift than the love of a cat.

— Charles Dickens

Dogs serve people, but people serve cats.

— Temple Grandin

I clean out the cat tray like everyone else.

— Joanna Coles

The mouse never takes the advice from the cat.

— Vikrant Parsai

Drown thyself? Drown cats and blind puppies.

— William Shakespeare

The cat does not negotiate with the mouse.

— Robert K. Massie

The approval of a cat cannot but flatter the recipient.

— Anonymous

Cat hate reflects an ugly, stupid, loutish, bigoted spirit. There can be no compromise with this Ugly Spirit.

— William S. Burroughs

Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes.

— Rob Delaney

I mean, I'm humble... to me, I'm just a regular cat from Oakland, California.

— Lance Gross

I am a dog and a cat lover; doesn't matter which animal it is but dogs are cuter at times.

— Jaideep Ahlawat

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

— Anonymous

I don't kick dressing room doors, or the cat - or even journalists

— Arsene Wenger

“He's our rodent control officer. He doesn't catch mice, he just terrifies them.”

— Lilian Jackson Braun

If you attack Ann Coulter, you don't end up with your cat killed or your tires slashed.

— Ann Coulter

You're not a kid anymore. You have the right to choose your own life. You can start again. If you want a…

— Haruki Murakami

Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a…

— Adam Rex

I haven't got anything against cats. I haven't got anything against elk either, but that doesn't mean I'm going to keep one…

— Lawrence Block

I gave you three proofs of witchcraft. A cat that drinks blood! A horse that talks! And a man who propagates POODLES!

— Richard Curtis

We waited until we perfected the dog food, and then we worked on the cat food. Even though it's not going through…

— Dick Van Patten

I am a cat person, although when I was a child we had a loony cat that was terrifying; if you hadn't…

— Hugh Dennis

When a Cat adopts you, and I am not superstitious at all I don't mean only Black cats there is nothing to…

— T. S. Eliot

...after a few days at the desk, telling the truth in an interesting way turns out to be as easy and pleasurable…

— Anne Lamott

Besides, thinking kind thoughts about Valek could be extremely dangerous. I could admire his skills, and be relieved when he was on…

— Maria V. Snyder

You've read newspaper stories about elderly widows who die and leave their entire estates to their pet cats, right? Well, your cat…

— Dave Barry

Why should a lobster be any more ridiculous than a dog? ... or a cat, or a gazelle, or a lion, or…

— Gerard De Nerval

I've always loved independent music stores because the staff is usually there because of a genuine love and appreciation for music. They're…

— Brother Ali

You may say a cat uses good grammar. Well, a cat does -- but you let a cat get excited once; you…

— Mark Twain

“We named the bar The Bar. "People will think we're ironic instead of creatively bankrupt," my sister reasoned. Yes, we thought we…

— Gillian Flynn

The raccoons, foxes, beavers, chinchillas, minks, rabbits, and yes, sometimes even dogs and cats that are killed for fur are not very…

— Jane Velez-Mitchell

If there was any petting to be done...he chose to do it. Often he would sit looking at me, and then, moved…

— Charles Dudley Warner

“I'm like a stray cat. If you feed me, I don't leave.”

— Michelle M. Pillow

The way to keep a cat is to try to chase it away.

— E. W. Howe

If you want to write, keep cats.

— Aldous Huxley

Catnip is vodka and whisky to most cats.

— Carl Van Vechten

We're both cat lovers [with Marilyn Manson].

— Billy Corgan

In the dark, all cats are black.

— John Cage

Cats don't belong to people. They belong to places.

— Wright Morris

Cats definitely have their own opinions.

— Ann M. Martin