Great, lets round up all the useless cats and hope a tree falls on them - Jayfeather — Erin Hunter Copy Share Image
Do not put this product in a big vat and drop rats into it from a cat-walk. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I like to walk around Manhattan, catching glimpses of its wild life, the pigeons and cats and girls. — Rex Stout Copy Share Image
The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs. — Marva Collins Copy Share Image
“Food was good, company better, and if I had been a cat, I'd have preferred.” — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
Ever heard the story about a cat that accidentally caught a mouse in his sleep? Me neither — Mike Murdock Copy Share Image
As long as I'm around the cats in the hip hop scene, they'll throw me a track and I'll write a rap… — Ice T Copy Share Image
I suppose if I have an epitaph it would be: "Curiosity Did Not Kill This Cat." I don't see retiring in the… — Studs Terkel Copy Share Image
I was always determined that one way or another I would force a book on the world, even if I had to… — Ned Beauman Copy Share Image
John Wick is not a guy that asks for help, so when he goes to somebody for help, whoever that is, you… — Laurence Fishburne Copy Share Image
All the trouble you will cause by not leaving a will. All the heartache! Family feuds are going to happen anyway, so… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
Since I always go to work as Elvira, maybe a giant version of a cat. A black cat. I love cats and… — Cassandra Peterson Copy Share Image
Take your records, take you freedom, take your memories, I dont need 'em. And take your cat, and leave my sweater, cause… — Keith Urban Copy Share Image
I've named a couple things after Edgar Allan Poe: the cat, and my garden upstate, where I only planted black flowers and… — Hilarie Burton Copy Share Image
Today Monopoly added a new game piece: the cat. The new piece was chosen after weeks of online voting. Is that a… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Spade-“If you’d refrain from slamming my face any more into this dirty rock floor, I’ll do whatever you like,” was his even… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
You know, John Coltrane has been sort of a god to me. Seems like, in a way, he didn't get the inspiration… — Wes Montgomery Copy Share Image
Alas," said the mouse, "the whole world is growing smaller every day. At the beginning it was so big that I was… — Franz Kafka Copy Share Image
Why are you chasing your tail so?" Said the kitten, "I have learned that the best thing for a cat is happiness,… — C. L. R. James Copy Share Image
Then I asked her if she wanted to to the funeral, and my God, the look on her face. You'd think I'd… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Fireheart tensed, waiting for whatever had hunted down these apprentices to emerge from the trees and attack, but nothing stirred. Feeling as… — Erin Hunter Copy Share Image
A man who carries a cat by the tail is getting experience that will always be helpful. He isn't likely to grow… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I have an apple that thinks its a pear. And a bun that thinks it’s a cat. And a lettuce that thinks… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image