“You look like something the cat coughed up, dragged through dirt, ate, and coughed up again.” — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
When Jack Benny plays the violin, it sounds as though the strings are still in the cat. — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
Okay, so I'll admit I'm curious. Big deal. We both know what that leads to. Dead cat. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
The cat is cryptic, and close to strange things which men cannot see. — H. P. Lovecraft Copy Share Image
I myself think that to have a cat is more important than to have a Bible. — Reginald Horace Blyth Copy Share Image
Man wishes woman to be peaceable, but in fact she is essentially warlike, like the cat. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
Cats and I have an understanding, but we choose not to interact often. — Aaron Tveit Copy Share Image
What's happening is that people are making a billion photographs a year of their cats, frequently with the cats wearing costumes. Do… — John Szarkowski Copy Share Image
Cats are there to be indulged. That's their function: to receive the love we never fully gave our parents. Not like dogs.… — Alex Shakar Copy Share Image
There's nothing good on the news. You're not telling me CNN is all cats in trees, are you? Nothing can be that… — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
I've talked to biblical cats, and Neanderthals who been here since day one. No one here has even seen the Big Boss.… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
You may have a cat in the room with you without anxiety about anything except eatables. The presence of a cat is… — Philip Gilbert Hamerton Copy Share Image
Base stealing for me is another sport all by itself. It's a game within a game. I'm the mouse and the cats… — Maury Wills Copy Share Image
I own some bugs encased in lucite or something. I also have a big cat's eye - a fake one - made… — Nick Antosca Copy Share Image
Disney World is celebrating its 40th birthday! You can tell the characters are getting old. In addition to Snow White's seven dwarfs,… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
If anyone has seen the horrific and unwatchable footage of the Chinese cat and dog trade - animals skinned alive - then… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She turned her head, only to be met with the softest, warmest belly of Little Bee, who had curved her tiny body… — Nadia El-Fassi Copy Share Image
On a morning from a Bogart movie, in a country where they turn back time. You go strolling through the crowd like… — Al Stewart Copy Share Image
...But nature does not say that cats are more valuable than mice; nature makes no remark on the subject. She does not… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
And believe me, to have been in the city of Tuscaloosa in October when you were young and full of Early Times… — Howell Raines Copy Share Image
Having your book edited is like watching your cat being operated on. It's uncomfortable and someone is probably going to get hurt.… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
My people have very subtle slang, inflections and ways of saying things that has little to do with words. If you're from… — Nina Simone Copy Share Image
We had a sunset of a very fine sort. The vast plain of the sea was marked off in bands of sharply-contrasted… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image