Cavities are made by sugar. So if you need to dig a hole, then lay down some candy bars! — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“If I were a candy bar I’d want to be a snicker, because then I’d have the last laugh!!” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
America is becoming a drug infested nation. Drugs are becoming cheaper than candy bars. We are not going to let it happen… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
Whoever thought to name a candy bar Butterfinger has either never seen Last Tango In Paris or seen it far too many… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
We went from candy bars, to handle bars, to hangin' in bars, to being behind bars — MF Grimm Copy Share Image
Truth-tellers are not always palatable. There is a preference for candy bars. — Gwendolyn Brooks Copy Share Image
“My first and last name is like a candy bar in your mouth that you can chew on as you say it.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Carrie and I walked to the store. My mom left us two dollars each. It was enough to get a soda, candy… — H.T. Night Copy Share Image
“By the way, could we all agree on the cash value of a tooth? I remember finding a shiny quarter under my… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Of course kids should pay taxes.Tell littlie johnny if he wants to ride his bicycle on the sidewalk instead of in the… — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
“My mom would never ride an ATV,' he said. 'But you did.' 'Is that a good thing?' I asked. He traced my… — Sandra Byrd Copy Share Image
“Social progress: for the same price as last year, I get a slimmer candy bar, less chips per bag, and I have… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Candy bar companies, through commercials, have tied their products to low-energy cues, transforming what was once a dessert into a pick-me-up for… — Charles Duhigg Copy Share Image
We as parents are our children's first and best role models, and this is particularly true when it comes to their health.… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
I get the Reese's candy bar. You look at that, there's an apostrophe-s there. That means the candy bar is his. I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
In fact, two slices of whole wheat bread increase blood sugar to a higher level than a candy bar does. And then,… — William Davis Copy Share Image
“Little Tony was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th candy bar a man… — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
“What?” Annabeth said nervously. “You see invaders?” “No, right there—Dylan’s Candy Bar.” Connor grinned at his brother. “Dude, it’s open. And everyone… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
There's a list of foods I can't have in the house. Peanut butter, can't have that in the house. Potato chips, can't… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
“Stripping is not a fair or unbiased career field. Your body and looks are your livelihood. Once those two things go, it’s… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
If I am acting out in any particular way that is harmful to myself - without a shadow of doubt, there is… — Danny Boyle Copy Share Image
“The conventional belief is that the more we acquire, the happier we become. In reality, there is nothing further from the truth.… — Tyler Logan Copy Share Image
“Where the hell were you two?” Sloane and Dex produced a candy bar from their front breast pockets in unison, answering simultaneously,… — Charlie Cochet Copy Share Image
I remembered my New Orleans days, living on two five-cent candy bars a day for weeks at a time in order to… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Okay, yeah. I've got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced her… — Janis Copy Share Image
“Stop. Vibrating." Ryodan plucks a paper out of the air and slaps it back down on his desk. I wonder if he… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
You know, people always warn children about taking candy from strange adults. But they never warn us adults about taking candy from… — Pseudonymous Bosch Copy Share Image
“What is this?" Emily asked, looking in the largest Styrofoam container. There was a bunch of dry-looking chopped meat inside. "Barbecue." "This… — Sarah Addison Allen Copy Share Image
“So Where’s the Chocolate Group? As we have said, we’re not going to pull a fast one. There are no forbidden foods,… — Evelyn Tribole & Elyse Resch Copy Share Image
“For several months they'd been drifting toward political involvement, but the picture was hazy and one of the most confusing elements was… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“Roarke didn't quite make it to Eve's office. He found her down the corridor, in front of one of the vending machines.… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
“Okay, so on anniversaries, I need to give her something. An incentive.” Simon almost walked into a tree. “What?” “An incentive. Like… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
Truth be told, I hate cake, and whenever I do get married we won't have a cake, either. I'd rather have a… — Scheana Shay Copy Share Image
