I like crazy, childlike, candy bar-filled cakes with gooey caramel, chocolate-covered nuts, marshmallows, and the like. — Ron Ben-Israel Copy Share Image
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Rhea, Randell, Daen, and Brian all froze, their attention fixed on the candy bar hanging in midair, a foot from Rhea's face.” — C.L. McCourt Copy Share Image
I had teeth that stuck out so far, I used to eat other kids' candy bars by accident. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
“I thought I was eating a candy bar, but it turned out to be a yummy burrito. I was both disappointed and… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron. — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
If you take a candy bar in the short run, it gives you a burst of energy, but after a while, it… — Ben Bernanke Copy Share Image
Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Aside from some extra fiber, eating two slices of whole wheat bread is really little different, and often worse, than drinking a… — William Davis Copy Share Image
October, baptize me with leaves! Swaddle me in corduroy and nurse me with split pea soup. October, tuck tiny candy bars in… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
Well, let's see, I found out Pagan has low blood sugar and becomes a complete b--witch if she doesn't eat a candy… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Nine times out of ten, people pick the wrong food. No, it’s not the sugar (GI = 68), it’s not the candy… — David Perlmutter Copy Share Image
I was just a kid. I think I stole a candy bar. I remember feeling so terrible. It was the worst shock.… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
“She didn't want the medi-techs. She wanted a fucking candy bar. [...] She reached down [...] and chose a Galaxy bar [...]… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
After watching my first World Series in 1977, I wanted to be Reggie Jackson. I bought a big Reggie poster. I ate… — Eric Liu Copy Share Image
Whoa," Connor Stoll said. "Back up. Zoom in right there." "What?" Annabeth said nervously. "You see invaders?" "No, right there—Dylan's Candy Bar."… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I don't really have one type favorite type of candy. When I was younger we used to always go to the rich… — Tony Harrison Copy Share Image
“Suddenly, out of the mist came a parachute with a fresh Hershey chocolate bar from America. It took me a week to… — Michael O. Tunnell Copy Share Image
“Are you gonna arrest a robber?" "Know any?" "My friend Everet stoled a candy bar from the store, but his ma found… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
“Shane was sitting on the curb next to the old, cracked gas pumps, eating a candy bar. Claire plopped down next to… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Even when the sex is great, sometimes women just want to be held, shown attention and listened to attentively making them feel… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I picked up a lot of my arguing-with-Mom techniques from Mimsy. She always says if you state the facts, Mom won't argue… — Courtney Turk Copy Share Image
“According to the Kind & Knox Web site, other products made with cow-bone-and-pigskin-based gelatin include marshmallows, nougat-type candy bar fillings, liquorice, Gummi… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
“There," he said, admiring his own handiwork. "Good as new." Violet glanced at the ridiculously huge Band-Aids on her knees and looked… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
“I tell Dylan I have to go to the bathroom. I shut the door and try to pee, but my dick's already… — Katie Kacvinsky Copy Share Image
“There’s a general sense now that children’s rights, children’s needs, children’s wants and desires have taken on too prominent a place in… — Judith Warner Copy Share Image
“Yesterday I just felt like eating my ass off so I did. I ate two Chef Boyardee pizzas, a Fifth Avenue candy… — Misti Rainwater-Lites Copy Share Image
“Things I Used to Get Hit For: Talking back. Being smart. Acting stupid. Not listening. Not answering the first time. Not doing… — Bob Thurber Copy Share Image
“I was not above filching empty candy bar wrappers from trash bins at the park or picking up the back cards of… — Mary Potter Kenyon Copy Share Image
“She narrowed her eyes at him. She wanted to tell him that it was his fault, that she would never have tripped… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
If I could blame it on all the mothers and fathers of the world, they of the lessons, the pellets of power,… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
Therefore, wheat products elevate blood sugar levels more than virtually any other carbohydrate, from beans to candy bars. — William Davis Copy Share Image
Any good Irwin can make going to the corner store for a candy bar and a Coke lood death defying and suicidal. — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
“the streets outside full of the silent traffic of darting candy bar wrappers” — Hugh Howey Copy Share Image
I think that cakes should have touches of candy bar in order for it really to hit all those childhood notes on… — Alex Guarnaschelli Copy Share Image
If you eat one less candy bar or donut a day, you're doing your body some good. — Louise Hay Copy Share Image
He handed her the other half of his candy bar. She stared at it like it was a brick of gold. "I'm… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“Ten minutes later she’d swore that she was never going to eat another Butterfinger candy bar as long as she lived and… — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
I think it's sinful to give the audience material it knows already, whether the material is about race relations or the car… — Manny Farber Copy Share Image
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