A candy bar saved is a candy bar earned

“Nine times out of ten, people pick the wrong food. No, it’s not the sugar (GI = 68), it’s not the candy bar (GI…

— David Perlmutter

“For several months they'd been drifting toward political involvement, but the picture was hazy and one of the most confusing elements was their geographical…

— Hunter S. Thompson

“I tell Dylan I have to go to the bathroom. I shut the door and try to pee, but my dick's already sticking straight…

— Katie Kacvinsky

I like crazy, childlike, candy bar-filled cakes with gooey caramel, chocolate-covered nuts, marshmallows, and the like.

— Ron Ben-Israel

“Yeah, that’s exactly how I feel when I’m around you: confused, but still satisfied.' I freeze, trying to figure out how to cancel it…

— Elle Lothlorien

In fact, two slices of whole wheat bread increase blood sugar to a higher level than a candy bar does. And then, after about…

— William Davis

If you eat one less candy bar or donut a day, you're doing your body some good.

— Louise Hay

“My first and last name is like a candy bar in your mouth that you can chew on as you say it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“She narrowed her eyes at him. She wanted to tell him that it was his fault, that she would never have tripped if he’d…

— Kimberly Derting

America is becoming a drug infested nation. Drugs are becoming cheaper than candy bars. We are not going to let it happen any longer.

— Donald Trump

“So Where’s the Chocolate Group? As we have said, we’re not going to pull a fast one. There are no forbidden foods, because deprivation…

— Evelyn Tribole & Elyse Resch

“Things I Used to Get Hit For: Talking back. Being smart. Acting stupid. Not listening. Not answering the first time. Not doing what I’m…

— Bob Thurber

“She didn't want the medi-techs. She wanted a fucking a candy bar.”

— J.D. Robb

I like it when you reach into a vending machine to grab your candy bar, and that flap goes up to block you from…

— Mitch Hedberg

“I picked up a lot of my arguing-with-Mom techniques from Mimsy. She always says if you state the facts, Mom won't argue with you.…

— Courtney Turk