Camels Quotes · Page 2

Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel cannot be hid

— Dave Barry

Christians and camels receive their burdens kneeling.

— Ambrose Bierce

…and your stupid camel mask...

— Dean Ambrose

Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel.' Sign in Skardu

— Greg Mortenson

Old Camels carry young Camels skins to the Market.

— George Herbert

The camel has his virtues - so much at least must be admitted; but they do not lie upon the surface.

— Amelia B. Edwards

it is a curious fact that camels walk more quickly and straighter to the sound of singing.

— Rosita Forbes

The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?

— Ogden Nash

I was warned the camels can be nasty, especially the young ones. I was warned to give it a wide berth.

— Edward Herrmann

My lady had the body of a siren, the face of a goddess, and the mind of an Armenian camel dealer.

— Louis L'Amour

But camels, though odious to view and endowed with the offensive spirit, did not enjoy the blessing of pachydermaty.

— F. E. Adcock

Texas liberals are the camels of good news. We can cross entire deserts between oases.

— Molly Ivins

Passion in a dromedary doesn't go so deep; a camel when it's mating never sobs itself to sleep.

— Noel Coward

Learn to recognize the counterfeit coins that may buy you just a moment of pleasure, But then drag you for days like…

— Hafez

The covetous man is like a camel with a great hunch on his back; heaven's gate must be made Higher and broader,…

— Thomas Adams

Right, I breast feed baby camels in my backyard just for the freaking fun of it. Just tell me where you live,…

— David Sedaris

The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up…

— Groucho Marx

“The fact is that camels are far more intelligent than dolphins.* * Never trust a species that grins all the time. It's…

— Terry Pratchett

My mom once lost track of me at the zoo and when she found me I was lecturing a man about the…

— Patrick Rothfuss

Cats are like donkeys and camels, they won't ever quite give in to human tyranny, they won't try to imitate the human…

— Richard Aldington

It is far easier for the proverbial camel to pass through the needle's eye, hump and all, than for an erstwhile colonial…

— Kwame Nkrumah

Having a great golf swing helps under pressure, but golf is a game about scoring. It's like an artist who can get…

— Jerry Pate

“We cut three telegraph wires, and fastened the free ends to the saddles of six riding-camels of the Howeitat. The astonished team…

— T.E. Lawrence

Ah, the camel of Cairo! ... He went quietly and comfortably through the narrowest lanes and the densest crowds by the mere…

— Sara Jeannette Duncan

There are some who say that sitting at home reading is the equivalent of travel, because the experiences described in the book…

— Anonymous

Do you see yonder cloud that’s almost in shape of a camel? Polonius: By the mass, and ‘tis like a camel, indeed.…

— William Shakespeare

Cheetah genes cooperate with cheetah genes but not with camel genes, and vice versa. This is not because cheetah genes, even in…

— Richard Dawkins

So, we've gone from covered wagons to going to the moon in just under 100 years. For all the centuries and thousands…

— Edgar Mitchell

My heart has become capable of every form: It is a pasture for gazelles And a monastery for Christian monks, And the…

— Ibn Arabi

On those remote pages [of 'a certain Chinese encyclopedia'] it is written that animals are divided into (a) those that belong to…

— Jorge Luis Borges

Luxury cruises were designed to make something unbearable (a two week transatlantic crossing) seem bearable. There's no need to do it now,…

— Tina Fey

“Camels can go many weeks without drinking anything at all. The notion that they cache water in their humps is pure myth—their…

— Michael Benanav

... indeed, what reason may not go to school to the wisdom of bees, ants, and spiders? What wise hand teacheth them…

— Thomas Browne

The America's Cup, yachting's great and garish grail, is a tumorous tureen no handsomer than a camel.

— Tom Callahan

It is a mistake trying to cheer up camels. You may as well drop meringues into a black hole.

— Terry Pratchett

I smoke so much. Three packs a day... I went to the bathroom, a camel came out of my ass.

— Dave Attell

Known to act a donkey on the camel-toe, then take the camel-toe and turn it into casserole

— 2 Chainz

“Number of camels it would take for a man to buy me: every camel in the world.”

— Sarah Reiley

I have often found a small stream at its fountain-head, that, when followed up, carried away the camel with his load.

— Saadi

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.

— Kristen Schaal