To make a long story short, there's nothing like having a boss walk in. — Doris Lilly Copy Share Image
I have a yellow labrador, Tuffy, and a little rescue dog, Bella, who is the boss. — David Jason Copy Share Image
A Perl program is correct if it gets the job done before your boss fires you. — Larry Wall Copy Share Image
If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either. — James Johnson Copy Share Image
The only reason you hate me cause you know I'm gonna be your boss, BITCH! /. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A boss while trying to piss off an employee, So! I hear you got a small dick?! Smart employee: Does your wife… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Don't hire anyone you wouldn't want to run into in the hallway at three in the morning.” — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Anyone who wants to be a leader must be the servant, not the boss, of those he wants to serve. — Aminu Kano Copy Share Image
“To the bunch at Ryan's Tavern who still quite justifiably blame the boss rather than themselves.” — Richard Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
My happiness isn't connected to my husband's or my boss's or my children's behavior. You have control over your own actions, your… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
“Imagination is pure potentiality for creation. We shouldn't submit it to the hourly wages we subject our time at work.” — Carlos Roche Copy Share Image
I can't sit at one place for long in my own house, forget about 'Bigg Boss.' I have ants in my pants. — Chunky Pandey Copy Share Image
Even my films did well and I had an opportunity to start my career with a full-fledged role in 'Yes Boss,' but… — Kashmira Shah Copy Share Image
Subordinates look for their bosses to be positive, in good humor, and cheerful. They aren't supposed to be emotional or have bad… — Donald T. Phillips Copy Share Image
Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Remember the Golden Rule? "Treat people as you would like to be treated." The best managers break the Golden Rule every day.… — Marcus Buckingham Copy Share Image
Professional courage is the steel fiber that makes an NCO unafraid and willing to tell it like it is. The concept of… — William A. Connelly Copy Share Image
I use Bogner amps and custom-designed Schecter guitars with Seymour Duncan Invader pickups. I beef up my tone with a Boss CS-… — Synyster Gates Copy Share Image
I'm always just trying to get the work done so that I can be free - like, with the sense that, like,… — Miranda July Copy Share Image
I started to change. It was sort of a restaurant mid-life crisis, you could say. I lost a lot of confidence, not… — Rene Redzepi Copy Share Image
I am not sure any of the material in Leadership BS would be helpful for small companies and certainly not their owners.… — Jeffrey Pfeffer Copy Share Image
My worst job would have to be waiting tables at a restaurant in N.Y. My boss was evil. — Inbar Lavi Copy Share Image
'Teamwork' is the word that bosses use when they actually mean 'Do what I say' — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
“A shrink and a patient in a love-hate relationship. Who is REALLY the boss?” — Mary Papas Copy Share Image
No reasonable American believes that someone can investigate their own boss. — Matt Gaetz Copy Share Image
I never wanted to work for anybody else; I always wanted to be my own boss. — John Barry Copy Share Image
If a female employee is offended, a boss would like her to tell him, not sue him. — Warren Farrell Copy Share Image
A wedding is the formality a man has to go through before going to work for a new boss. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Being a leader is making the people you love hate you a little more each day. — Patrick Ness Copy Share Image
