Birthday at age 5: Wow! Look at all these presents! Birthday Now: Damn, look at all these notifications!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank you so so much for all the lovely birthday wishes. They really made my day! For those who forgot, forget the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's nothing stressful about turning 50 except people reminding you about it. — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
May God grant you the strength to blow out all those candles on your cake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breaths away. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Here's wishing a Happy Birthday to the most charming, funny, attractive and rocking personality in town. Have a great day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I get a new calender, I flip straight to my birthday month to see which picture I got. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted. — R. K. Milholland Copy Share Image
The King Holiday is a celebration of many things - his pursuit of racial justice, his commitment to non-violent resistance, his belief… — Tom Perez Copy Share Image
“I don’t like to celebrate my birthday, because I don’t like taking credit for others’ work—in this case, my mom and dad.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
A warm and pleasant birthday to the brightest and the funniest person I have ever known. You can lighten up a room… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“How old are you ?" asks Plastic again. "That doesn't matter," says StingRay. "What matters is how much stuff I know. People… — Emily Jenkins Copy Share Image
Nicole will come up in conversations where it's in a part of the conversation. Or we may be somewhere and I would… — O. J. Simpson Copy Share Image
I don't like birthdays. Never have done. Not when I was little and it involved the wild decadence of a Wimpy Brown… — Grace Dent Copy Share Image
Nobody is as luck as me to have you. You understand me more than I can even understand myself. I could never… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On your Birthday today, I want to give you bags and bags of hugs and kisses and wishes that all your dreams… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Day of the Dead is a joyful celebration when you can connect with and remember your ancestors. — Anthony Gonzalez Copy Share Image
There are times I have to diet 16 weeks at a go, and I had to miss out on stuff I love,… — Ronnie Coleman Copy Share Image
Happy birthday to someone who wasn't welcomed into the world via tweet or status update. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people won't go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
I used to go to the U.S. Open on my birthdays and sit in the nosebleeds. — Andy Roddick Copy Share Image
“Maybe my passion is nothing special, but at least it's mine. - An Eightieth Birthday ” — Tove Jansson Copy Share Image
I hate my birthday. I don't like to celebrate it much. But, if someone wants to throw me a surprise party, that… — Sophie Copy Share Image
“I got you a birthday present. The box is the exact same size as a coffin.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“All of live is a celebration if you just find the right spot in the sun to take it all in” — Laura Fraser Copy Share Image
Being born on Halloween, there's always a party. It's a convenient birthday because you don't really have to organize a party. — Eddie Kaye Thomas Copy Share Image
I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. I visited my wife's grave. Then I joined the army. — John Scalzi Copy Share Image
“If everybody was treated like they matter — everyday; birthdays wouldn’t be so *special.*” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
It turns out I share a birthday with Jose Mourinho. He is exactly 10 years older than me. — Brendan Rodgers Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your girlfriends birthday is to forget it once! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. Have a lovely 65th… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“18 is like two snoozes back to back, or the birthday of two clones, blindfolded, standing back to back.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party. — Kirstie Alley Copy Share Image
“The math was irrefutable: The one winning strategy was concealment. Only fools revealed their birthdays.” — Peter Watts Copy Share Image
Other people's children's birthday parties are the most joyful events you will ever resent having to attend. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I'm actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I've never advanced beyond 13. Every day, tomorrow is my 14th birthday. That's my kind of humor. — Terry Crews Copy Share Image
“In retrospect this had been my omen, my message, the early snowfall, the birthday present no one else could give me.” — Joan Didion Copy Share Image
17+1=18.That means you are no longer a kid. You are a young adult. Happy 18th Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
