If your birthday party fell on the same night as another birthday party, I'd get the other one out of the way… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy birthday to my good friend, I feel lucky to have you..wish you many happy returns. — Jegede Abiodun Copy Share Image
“You know another word for "party"? Celebration. You know another word for "celebrate"? Have f——ing fun. Make f——ing merry.” — George Saunders Copy Share Image
You're at an age when your back goes out more than you do. Happy 65th Birthday — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Thank you for such a nice gesture when you greeted me for my birthday. It was better than a material gift. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like birthdays. Every time someone is born, that's just like bringing more cake into the world. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Washington's birthday is as close to a secular Christmas as any Christian country dare come this side of blasphemy. — Alistair Cooke Copy Share Image
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever… — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
“Christmas is holy celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ. And God’s great love is the divinity of birth: the spirit of… — Lailah Gifty Akita Copy Share Image
Do you know what is the best return gift you can give to your friends and acquaintances who wish you Happy Birthday?… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I know I don’t always show it, but you are the best thing that has ever happened to me. Let’s make your… — Aamir Sarfraz (aamir rajput khan Copy Share Image
My earliest memory is my parents forgetting my fourth birthday. My dad looked up from reading the paper and went, 'Oh my… — Sandi Toksvig Copy Share Image
“Today is your day to paint life in bold colors; set today’s rhythm with your heart-drum; walk today’s march with courage; create… — Jonathan Lockwood Huie Copy Share Image
I was deeply in love with Taylor Lautner. I also was in love with the Red Sox baseball team and invited them… — Rachel Sennott Copy Share Image
When I was 13, my parents bought me a mini snooker set for my birthday. From the moment I first held a… — Stephen Hendry Copy Share Image
Can you hear the skies whispering Happy Birthday in your ears? I can! Wishing you a super fun Birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
“Is it my birthday again? Already? Where does the time go?" "Behind us --or in front. It depends on which way you… — David Eddings Copy Share Image
There's death and there's loss, but there's also celebrations, right? — Justin Hartley Copy Share Image
Every wrinkle has its story. You must have a lot of stories to tell. Happy 60th Birthday filled with lot of happiness… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Every day is a new opportunity to begin again. Every day is your birthday.” — Dalai Lama XIV Copy Share Image
Wishing you another wonderful year of happiness and joy. Happy Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's a question we all ask ourselves. What have we done lately? It rattles us each birthday. — Daniel H. Pink Copy Share Image
I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried… — Rachael Ray Copy Share Image
The Miracle Of Your Existence Calls For Celebration And Acknowledge Our God For Doing It For Us Every Day. — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
Every birthday, you decide whether to mark it the end of your greatest days or the beginning of your finest hour. — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
I wore a $30 vintage wedding dress for my 8th birthday in an underground jazz club in Seattle. This was what I wanted. — Dove Cameron Copy Share Image
For my 23rd birthday I had a house party that was '90s themed and I dressed up as Alabama whirly from 'True… — Daisy Lowe Copy Share Image
My dad bought me a dartboard for my 11th birthday, and I became intrigued by the game. — Eric Bristow Copy Share Image
“its my birthday wish me happy birthday horus said happy birthday I yelled now shut up” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I'm at my absolute fakest when I'm wishing someone happy birthday, happy anniversary or happy anything. Stay thirsty my friends! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank you Dad... for listening and caring, for giving and sharing, but, especially, for just being you! Happy Birthday to you — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
Happy Birthday to this pretty boy right here!;) You are mad cute!:) Just sayin! And I love them tatoos! But again, HAPPY… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I know it’s not your birthday, but would you like some birthday dick? It’s on sale today.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Cat's don't expect birthday presents, they think they already own everything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love, light & blessings be On this day I wish to say 'Health & Happiness to come your way' Happy Birthday — Billie Jean King Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, for my birthday every year, my mother made me pasta bechamel, which is rigatoni with a white… — Giada De Laurentiis Copy Share Image
On my fourth or fifth birthday, a guitar was given to me, and I made a new friend. A very loud friend. — Eliot Sumner Copy Share Image
