Birthday Quotes · Page 55

Happy birthday to someone who wasn't welcomed into the world via tweet or status update.

— Anonymous

I used to go to the U.S. Open on my birthdays and sit in the nosebleeds.

— Andy Roddick

Some people won't go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and…

— Anne Lamott

As your silence grows; your friendliness, your love grows; your life becomes a moment-to-moment dance, a joy, a celebration.

— Rajneesh

I remember, after getting my very first CD player for a birthday, I immediately purchased the soundtrack to the movie 'Grease.'

— Vincent Rodriguez III

Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.

— Robert Frost

Childhood itself is scarcely more lovely than a cheerful, kindly, sunshiny old age.

— Lydia M. Child

I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn't see the point. This was 1962, and…

— Barry White

Anniversaries are like birthdays: occasions to celebrate and to think ahead, usually among friends with whom one shares not only the past…

— Zbigniew Brzezinski

If I have the power to post 'Happy Birthday' on someone's Facebook page and make them feel really good, it feels really…

— Rebecca Mader

All three [of my grandkids] earn money around the house, and all three spend their own money. Now I've noticed that when…

— Elizabeth Warren

I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday'…

— Demetri Martin

On my 14th birthday, my grandfather and my grandmother gave me the best birthday present ever: a drafting table that I have…

— Jarrett J. Krosoczka

God is so wise that he never created friends with price tags. If He did, I wouldn't have been able to afford…

— Anonymous

It will be my birthday on Tuesday. Last year, I reached the painful conclusion that there wasn't enough time left to read…

— Daniel Finkelstein

I'll sometimes forget it's my birthday, but my mom has taken to calling me at the exact time of my birth, so…

— Steve Kornacki

“Q: What's the best way to ensure that you'll always remember your wife's birthday? A: Forget it once.”

— Various

On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday.

— Ralph Kiner

Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita

— Maxine

May your birthday be filled with sunshine and smiles, laughter, love, and cheer.

— Anonymous

Happy birthday to Arnold Palmer, who turned 82. That's 41 years iced tea and 41 years lemonade.

— Jimmy Fallon

My grandma spelled my name wrong until she died. Like literally, birthday cards, mail, everything.

— Willam Belli

“to be honest, a birthday is just another day. all that is happening is you getting older.”

— Aiiden+⊹

Wishing you a happy birthday. May God bless you all the days you live.

— Anonymous

I got Mary pregnant and man that's all she wrote. And for my 19th birthday, I got a union card and a…

— Bruce Springsteen

I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it's often the same message: They hope it's my last.

— Al Forman

“A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Citizens, thank you for all your birthday wishes. I am 88 years old today and still lucky to live in the greatest…

— Ed Koch

When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an…

— Josh Hartnett

I always add a year to myself, so I'm prepared for my next birthday. So when I was 39, I was already 40.

— Nicolas Cage

“Listen, I don’t give a fuck if you forget my birthday. I don’t need people reminding me I’m closer to death.”

— Justin Halpern

Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes just another day in ecstasy. You are special people to me always.

— Anonymous

“It is great to celebrate birthday, but you know what is the greatest?, is to remember our mother who sacrified to gave…

— Elmitch Alarcio

Now you're one year older. A bit of a grump. I just want you to know that I still care for you…

— Anonymous

I can't believe how time flies, it's your 65th Birthday, don't worry you don't look sixty five. HAPPY 65th BIRTHDAY.

— Anonymous

All your dreams can come true if you have the courage to pursue them.

— Walt Disney

Maybe it is something to do with age, but I have become fonder of poetry than of prose.

— Aung San Suu Kyi

When a man is tired of life on his 21st birthday it indicates that he is rather tired of something in himself.

— F Scott Fitzgerald

I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say…

— Kin Hubbard

We send these birthday wishes for your special day, one that brings a world of love and joy and happiness your way.

— Susan Smith