My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday. — Molly Sims Copy Share Image
Today is gonna be my teenagehood eve, I am getting married to adulthood. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Birthdays some years ago: 'Wow! Look at all these presents!' Birthdays now: 'Wow! Look at all these notifications!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Party like a birthday, Shake it like an earthquake. Meltin' like an Ice Cream cone, Goin' for her danger zone. — Blood On The Dance Floor Copy Share Image
If you feel bit lonely, 4gotten or just need someone to cheer you up remember…you can always change ur birthday on facebook. — Munna Copy Share Image
We don't celebrate birthdays in our family; the money was always given towards social causes. — Urmila Matondkar Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Bacon! Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
Since graduation, I have measured time in 4-by-5-inch pieces of paper, four days on the left and three on the right. Every… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
All we can do when we think of kids today is think of more hours of school, earlier age at the computer,… — James Hillman Copy Share Image
When I was 11, I had an Ugly Sister birthday party. All my idea. Most girls want to be a fairy or… — Lucy Punch Copy Share Image
“her five-and-twentieth blessed birthday, of whom a prophetic private in the Life Guards had heralded the sublime appearance by announcing that arrangements… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Today we want to let you know that no matter how much you grow up, you've will always been our bundle of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On your special day, today, I wish to tell you that you are the princess of our world. May you always keep… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You gave me a dead frog for my birthday! To remind you we all die and end up rotting underground eaten by… — Soman Chainani Copy Share Image
I celebrate this special day for a special someone who is the source of inspiration and guiding light for the entire family.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A thorough inspection of the birthday suit revealed a number of holes.” — Les Coleman Copy Share Image
Someone told me that it was your Birthday. hahaha. Although we barley talk, I wish you the best. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Dwayne:) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The event happened on my birthday. I don’t remember the date, I only know it was my birthday because there was no… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you're only as well as you are. — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
I don't set up screenings. I can barely plan my kid's birthday party. — Becky Albertalli Copy Share Image
Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In a bar mitzvah, you do the candle-lighting ceremony with the cake. Every birthday, the cake is the big moment. — Ron Ben-Israel Copy Share Image
Did you know that you share a birthday with at least 9 million people in the world? — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
That day which you fear as being the end of all things is the birthday of your eternity. — Seneca the Younger Copy Share Image
“I’ve been thinking about you lately.’ 'Puhlease. You think about me as much as you do money in a birthday card.” — Maria Lewis Copy Share Image
“Birthdays should come every day. Especially when you missed so many as a kid.” — Kate Angell Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when Santa accidentally leaves the price tag on your present. — Eddy Sims Copy Share Image
“I was nine minutes late for my last birthday party. And I was nine months on time for my first birthday.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
There is no need to be a psychic in order to predict that your 21st Birthday party will be the most awesome… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nicole Richie invited me to her birthday party, and it was at Michael Jackson's Neverland! — Gaby Hoffmann Copy Share Image
Last night was like I miss you, lets make up & happy birthday sex all gift wrap in one !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
“But I recently celebrated my thirtieth birthday and became acutely aware of my age, and the passing of time.” — Judith Kinghorn Copy Share Image
Thanks for all the birthday love! I feel like the luckiest girl in the world today! — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
On my 7th birthday, in 1970, I left India and came to America: to this land of incredible opportunity. — Shiva Ayyadurai Copy Share Image
I'm sorry that your January birthday means you were probably conceived on April Fool's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You mean everything to me ¦ I Love You ¦ HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Have a day as special as you are! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Tucker: "But she gave me the perfect gift." Clara: "What?" Tucker: "You.” — Cynthia Hand Copy Share Image
