Friendship is so much healthier than other crutches -alcohol or TV or religious fanaticism. One healthy crutch shouldn't be against the rules. — Tim Sandlin Copy Share Image
I've learned when you drink Absolut straight, it burns enough to give my chest hairs a perm. — Method Man Copy Share Image
I got thrown out of Alcoholics because when the other clients saw me they thought they were having the DT's — Dave Dutton Copy Share Image
My makeup wasn't smeared, I wasn't disheveled, I behaved politely, and I never finished off a bottle, so how could I be… — Betty Ford Copy Share Image
I've developed this ability to hide my feelings..then I drink..and that ability goes down the drain. — Charlie Peters Copy Share Image
I drink Champagne when I win, to celebrate...and I drink Champagne when I lose, to console myself. — Napoleon Bonaparte Copy Share Image
There is this to be said in favor of drinking, that it takes the drunkard first out of society, then out of… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
AMNESIA: A condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
As we celebrate Recovery Month, it is time for Congress to knock down the barriers to treatment and recovery for 26 million… — Jim Ramstad Copy Share Image
Donald Trump does not touch alcohol, which is really respectable. But think about that. That means every statement, every interview, every tweet… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
“absinthe removes the bitter taste of failure and grants me strange visions which are charming principally because they cannot be written down.… — Peter Ackroyd Copy Share Image
As a civil servant in charge of the government's Strategy Unit, I brought in many people from outside government, including academia and… — Geoff Mulgan Copy Share Image
Worse that drugs is drug trafficking. Much worse. Drugs are a disease, and I don't think that there are good drugs or… — Jose Mujica Copy Share Image
“One minute, I'm a tragically average, fair and freckled eighth-grader with algebra homework. The next, I'm one who has swallowed liquor. I'm… — Anne Clendening Copy Share Image
I'm not claiming to be sober. I think that that would be misleading. I drink alcohol. My father has a vineyard, and… — Fergie Copy Share Image
We're number one in domestic violence homicides. We also have a high rate of alcohol abuse and drug abuse and there's a… — Diane Birch Copy Share Image
I am deeply sensitive to the spell of nationalism. I can play about thirty Bohemian folk songs ... on my mouth-organ. My… — Ernest Gellner Copy Share Image
I have observed several hundred salespeople who were taught to use deceptive practices like 'bait and switch' and encouraged to play negotiation… — Ron Willingham Copy Share Image
from one minute to the next the present is merely an honorary past. It must be filled unceasingly anew to dissemble the… — Simone de Beauvoir Copy Share Image
Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them. They have a sort of permanent… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“People don't like to talk about alcohol. They don't like to think about it, except in the most superficial of ways. They… — Olivia Laing Copy Share Image
Islam makes very large claims for itself. In its art, there is a prejudice against representing the human form at all. The… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
Only someone as puffed up and demented as John Maynard Keynes, every left wing fascist's sainted mentor in this connection, could manage… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
For me, Yves Saint Laurent is a hero because he fought his whole life against illness. Maybe the only way to fight… — Jalil Lespert Copy Share Image
He drank his first strong liquor then to calm his shaking hand, and tried to tell himself at last he had become… — Johnny Cash Copy Share Image
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
The vast majority of Muslims view the consumption of alcohol or pork as deeply haram. — Andy Ngo Copy Share Image
Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wine and women do not go with song. Alcohol is the worst enemy of the imagination. — Patrick Kavanagh Copy Share Image
But in college, we can wear our alcohol abuse as proudly as our university sweatshirts; the two concepts are virtually synonymous. — Koren Zailckas Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 5: If you bring alcohol to a party, you must drink it or leave it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Poe tried alcohol, and any drug he could lay his hands on. He also tried any human being he could lay his… — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
I'm drinking here break motor oil and Bombay gin, I'll sleep when I'm dead. — Warren Zevon Copy Share Image
I'm losing touch with reality and I'm almost out of blow. It's such a fine line, I hate to see it go.… — Jackson Browne Copy Share Image
Avoid alcohol as you would a loathsome disease. Beer will do to you what hard liquor will do. Each contains alcohol in… — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
We are fighting Germany, Austria and drink, and as far as I can see, the greatest of these three deadly foes is… — David Lloyd George Copy Share Image
I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
If you want to find out one's attitude, wait until they're drunk or angry. Thats where lies the true colours. — Tshepo Koos Maluleke Copy Share Image
The last show we played, I was straight as a die. It did feel weird not to be hiding behind alcohol or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
