Alcohol Quotes · Page 37

“I will be doing two things tonight well . . . 1, Drinking in your establishment and 2, Growing my Hair Long”

— Kevin Kolenda

Jack Kerouac, like a sick refrigerator, worked too hard at keeping cool and died on his mama's lap from alcohol and infantilism.

— Edward Abbey

Pleasure which must be enjoyed at the expense of another's pain, can never be enjoyed by a worthy mind. Pleasure's couch is…

— Anonymous

Friends are the fruitcake of life - some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet.

— Jon Ronson

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

— Alex Levine

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?

— Denis Leary

Cigarettes and alcohol are much stronger gateway drugs [than marijuana].

— Steven Machat

“The light music of whisky falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.”

— James Joyce

“Golf and alcohol don't mix And that's why I don't drink and drive Because, good grief I'd knock out my teeth And…

— Owl City

I've seen many lives destroyed. I've seen more people have problems with gambling than I have with drugs and alcohol. And there…

— Michael Franzese

Out on the street, you never know what you're getting, and suddenly two days later you're beating yourself in the head with…

— Johnny Depp

“Disillusioned, people simply carried out their work as intended, drinking away sobriety at the end of each hard shift and repeating the…

— Christopher Byford

Chess: It's like alcohol. It's a drug. I have to control it, or it could overwhelm me. I have a regular Monday…

— Charles Krauthammer

Bacchus ever fair and young, Drinking joys did first ordain. Bachus's blessings are a treasure, Drinking is the soldier's pleasure, Rich the…

— John Dryden

The best part about holiday parties is the alcohol. You have a couple of drinks and you tell your coworkers and your…

— David Letterman

There are even more fatalities from cirrhoses of the liver [than automobiles], yet Congress has not once mentioned outfitting us all with…

— Patrick Bedard

Dreamlands Golden Goose! Fragrance-free! Vodka me! Goose it up, baby! Mouth-watering! Condensed, purify, extracted, for the world to see. LET IT BE!…

— Javaz

Too many people are stuck on sickness benefits because of issues that could be addressed but instead are not, some have drug…

— David Cameron

Doctors are taught in medical school that people ususally underreport their alcohol and drug use, so we genreal double the amount we're…

— Danielle Ofri

Orientation in time, space, and status are the essentials of social existence, and the Balinese, although they make very strong spirits for…

— Margaret Mead

I want a drink. I want fifty drinks. I want a bottle of the purest, strongest, most destructive, most poisonous alcohol on…

— James Frey

The rural Chinese in Henan Province mixed alcohol and business like you wouldn’t believe. Perhaps as a result, they also had a…

— Matthew Polly

“I mean, that's at least in part why I ingested chemical waste - it was a kind of desire to abbreviate myself.…

— Carrie Fisher

I was always going to church with my mom, dad and sister. I was literally raised under the godly influence both at…

— Bobby Bowden

Woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand. Who's wine, what wine, where the hell did I dine?

— Peter Frampton

People say I have a drinking problem¦ i have no problem¦ i drink, i get drunk, i pass out, NO PROBLEM!!

— Kiran

I never had any alcohol on the golf course that I remember, except for one time, and that was the L.A. Open.

— John Daly

Ok, now where that alcohol? You aint even got to ask cause Imma drink it all like, like its my last.

— Big Sean

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.

— Jean Kerr

Love makes the world go round, but alcohol makes it go round twice as fast.

— Nikhil Saluja

Macduff: What three things does drink especially provoke? Porter: Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine.

— William Shakespeare

Burgundy makes you think of silly things; Bordeaux makes you talk about them, and Champagne makes you do them.

— Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

On an everyday level, I use alcohol and drugs in general mostly to be in a happier mood, with the people around…

— Gaspar Noe

No nation is drunken where wine is cheap, and none sober where the dearness of wine substitutes ardent spirits as the common…

— Thomas Jefferson

I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?

— Anonymous

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get…

— Raymond Chandler

I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.

— George Bernard Shaw

I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.

— Richard Pryor

My body is weird. I can't drink strong drinks. I can't even drink cough medicine - I used to cry when my…

— Rahim Moore

Alcohol may also persuade us that we have found the truth about life, a comforting experience rarely available in the sober hour.

— Joan Acocella