Alcohol Quotes · Page 32

Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry

— Hussein Nishah

The story goes that I first had the idea for The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy while lying drunk in a field…

— Douglas Adams

Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck.

— George Carlin

Alcohol removes inhibitions. It doesn't trigger criminal violence where there was none before.

— Tammara Webber

Wasting away again in Margaritaville, searching for my lost shaker of salt.

— Jimmy Buffett

There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.

— Chelsea Handler

They always say so many people die of Alcohol. Perhaps they never realized many of them were born beacuse of Alcohol!..

— Anonymous

“Alcohol was a good friend, but it was also jealous and would tolerate no competition.”

— Oliver Pötzsch

I would say 95% of the time, because you just can't remember your lines if you're drinking alcohol. I would say about…

— Thomas Haden Church

I realized I could really become hooked on these happy pills. They gave me a glorious feeling of general well-being and didn't…

— Augusten Burroughs

“Alcohol. It can give the courage to talk dirty and the permission to go home with the bartender. It’s the alibi. The…

— Emma Chase

“alcohol somehow helps me verbalize my emotions. It takes away that wall that I put up, so I am very honest, and…

— Marissa Baker

[I]t is the wine that leads me on, the wild wine that sets the wisest man to sing at the top of…

— Homer

Unless we love natural goods - sex, alcohol, food, money, success, power - in the way God intended, we become their slaves,…

— Philip Yancey

BRANDY, n. A cordial composed on one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts…

— Ambrose Bierce

I've been on a 46-year diet of olives and alcohol. The latter I consume. The former I save and use over again…

— W. C. Fields

I meant that people will take anything that gives them a lift, whether it's alcohol or cocaine or the consciousness-expanding drugs or…

— William S. Burroughs

“To begin with, there is an almost compulsive promiscuity associated with homosexual behavior. 75% of homosexual men have more than 100 sexual…

— William Lane Craig

“The one plentiful herds of magazine writers would continue to be culled - by the Internet, by the recession, by the American…

— Gillian Flynn

Aging happy and well, instead of sad and sick, is at least under some personal control. We have considerable control over our…

— George Vaillant

“He seemed to be lying on the bed. He could not see very well. Her youthful, rapacious face, with blackened eyebrows, leaned…

— George Orwell

At Waco, was there really an urgency to get those people out of the compound at that particular time? Was the press…

— Clint Eastwood

“AA purports to be open to anyone, as it is stated in Tradition Tree, "The only requirement for AA membership is a…

— Chris Prentiss

“Need 'nother whiskey. Whiskey chaser. Gotta get two men drunk." Mr. Cohan placed both hands on the bar. "Mr. Walsh," he said…

— Fletcher Pratt

People sometimes forget that alcohol is a chemical. It can change how you think. It was making me into a glass-half-empty person.

— Adrian Dunbar

First comes the cash, then comes the ass, then come big blunts with chunks of hash.

— The Notorious B.I.G

When it comes to the many addictions and vices and quitting saying I can't generally means I choose not to

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

“Sex mirrored our drinking; both defined our relationship: selfish, detached, indulgent and satisfying.”

— BJ Neblett

Sobriety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes. Not through mere perversity do men run after it.

— William James

In Scotland football hooliganism has been met by banning alcohol from grounds but in England this solution has been circumnavigated

— Wallace Mercer

Every morning just before breakfast I don't want no coffee or tea, just me and my good Buddy Wieser, that's all I…

— George Thorogood

After match, in WWE, I do not drink alcohol. I just drink a lot of water.

— Shinsuke Nakamura

I do think that drugs and alcohol have been glorified and exoticized in such a way that it gets into the art…

— Heath Ledger

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

— Anonymous

If I meet you for a date and you do not look anything like your picture, then you are buying me drinks…

— Punkinhead Abhishek

I wish all teenagers can filter through songs instead of turning to drugs and alcohol.

— Taylor Swift

“Everyone is drinking. She can feel them out there drinking, turning into beasts.”

— Anna Keesey

Alcohol raises the risk for cancer, and so drinking wine or hard liquor should be done in moderation, if at all.

— Margaret Cuomo

Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, sermons and soda water the day after.

— Lord Byron

I grew up in an environment where I could see the kind of havoc alcohol can create.

— Pooja Bhatt