The story goes that I first had the idea for The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy while lying drunk in a field… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Arab culture had also given mankind the word al-kuhl—the favorite beverage of Harvard freshmen—known as alcohol.” — Dan Brown Copy Share Image
There is no way to discribe the feeling of a child whos parent chose a drug over them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was getting depressed, I was going out, having a few drinks and the worst thing you can do with depression is… — Ricky Hatton Copy Share Image
My life was a complete catatrophe. I was very, very sick from drugs and alcohol. — Trey Anastasio Copy Share Image
“Who hasn't made a few bad decisions under the spell of sugar and alcohol?” — Dana Bate Copy Share Image
If I was an octopus, I would check my emails while I feed myself while I pick my nose while I masturbate… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“When a man is on the road to power he buys everyone a drink. Once elected he tries to close the saloons.” — Robert Lautner Copy Share Image
It is 10 years since I used drugs or drank alcohol and my life has improved immeasurably. I have a job, a… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
As a young founder in high-stress situations, I often used alcohol to escape facing things. I've struggled with this for a long… — Justin Kan Copy Share Image
It reminded him of his Uncle Seamus, the notorious and poetic drunk, who would sit down at the breakfast table the morning… — Molly O'Neill Copy Share Image
A military audience is kind of weird. Pretty much how you would imagine a troop of males that haven't seen a female… — Missy Higgins Copy Share Image
I write about what I know: sex, pornography, art, fame obsession, drugs, and alcohol. I mean, why would anyone care to listen… — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
The bar is the male kingdom. For centuries it was the bastion of male privilege, the gathering place for men away from… — Shulamith Firestone Copy Share Image
The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
For the same reason we don't allow kids to buy pornography, for the same reason we don't allow kids to buy cigarettes,… — Rod Blagojevich Copy Share Image
I've noticed that the more flooding there is, the more bullshit gets talked. I mean it was very noticeable in the Asian… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
I was carrying a beautiful alcoholic conflagration around with me. The thing fed on its own heat and flamed the fiercer. There… — Jack London Copy Share Image
In Irena’s head the alcohol plays a double role: it frees her fantasy, encourages her boldness, makes her sensual, and at the… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
I'm not guilty. You're the one that's guilty. The lawmakers, the politicians, the Colombian drug lords, all you who lobby against making… — Wesley Snipes Copy Share Image
However, there probably is a slight connection between the high-wire, super sensitivity, open to everything and too much, and slightly fragile soul… — Anne Roiphe Copy Share Image
“A search. We’re all searching for something to fill up what I like to call that big, God-shaped hole in our souls.… — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
If the government is to try and ban private consumption of alcohol and tobacco, it must surely ban such activities as hang-gliding,… — Milton Friedman Copy Share Image
When I was writing the book, I thought "Who wants to hear another story about some actor who lost his way?" But… — Leslie Jordan Copy Share Image
Alcohol, acid, cocaine... they were just affairs. When I met heroin it was true love. — Nikki Sixx Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 3: Margaritas count as your daily serving of fruit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you drink too much alcohol you are an alcoholic. If you drink too much Fanta, does that make you Fantastic? -A — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Junk is not, like alcohol or weed, a means to increased enjoyment of life. Junk is not a kick. It is a… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
I was hungry and went out for a bite, ran into a chum with a bottle of rum and we wound up… — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
“The physical effects of alcohol are often one of the least rewarding parts of drinking for addicts.” — Charles Duhigg Copy Share Image
“Why do you fight it?" I whisper. "Because this is wrong. I lost my head for a moment. I'd blame the alcohol… — N. Michaels Copy Share Image
Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
You can have a hangover from other things than alcohol. I had one from women. — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
I am STILL better than you. Because I AM drug free, I AM alcohol free, and I’m straightedge. — CM Punk Copy Share Image
I, however, cannot force myself to use "meat drugs" to cheat on my loneliness. — Franz Kafka Copy Share Image
STERILISE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you take a scotch whiskey and distill out the alcohol, what is left has an amazing taste to it and can… — Nathan Myhrvold Copy Share Image
I got a bad migraine that lasted 3 years, and the pills I took made by fingers disappear. — David Bowie Copy Share Image
There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
