The war on drugs is identical to the prohibition of alcohol: all you're doing is making criminals rich and powerful. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
STOREROOM: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Meanwhile the 3 a.m. drunks of the world would lay in their beds, trying in vain to sleep, and deserving that rest,… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Drugs and alcohol are not my problem — reality is my problem. Drugs and alcohol are my solution. — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
The vast majority of Muslims view the consumption of alcohol or pork as deeply haram. — Andy Ngo Copy Share Image
Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wine and women do not go with song. Alcohol is the worst enemy of the imagination. — Patrick Kavanagh Copy Share Image
Eugenie, my sweet, your outraged protests are adorable, but they only continue to slow us down. If you want me to help… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
A man who was fond of wine was offered some grapes at dessert after dinner. "Much obliged," said he, pushing the plate… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do not like - in the middle of a wrestling arena where they're serving alcohol and there are screaming fans including… — Sable Copy Share Image
Maybe some folks are alcoholics and others are just voluntary drunks... maybe some have drinking problems, while others have problems enough to… — George Jones Copy Share Image
I'm glad I've given up drugs and alcohol. It would be awful to be like Keith Richards. He's pathetic. It's like a… — Elton John Copy Share Image
It's easy to get on to something like alcohol or drugs so my advice to musicians is don't lose your perspective because… — Joe Walsh Copy Share Image
When it comes to the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, I've never heard any stories of them drinking or drugging or causing problems in… — AJ Chilson Copy Share Image
While alcohol ... continues to wreak havoc in America, supported by a $6 billion-a-year alcohol industry advertising campaign extolling the joy of… — Lawrence O'Donnell Copy Share Image
I don't even think any stimulants really help writing. You talk to most guys and they say, "Hey. I wrote this." And… — Gavin Friday Copy Share Image
I worry about the kids who have too much. As a parent living in a so-called good neighborhood with children who went… — Marian Wright Edelman Copy Share Image
I must say, some are not very beautifully made. They’re coffee-table books for people who drink alcohol. I have nothing against coffee-table… — Karl Lagerfeld Copy Share Image
I don’t see any police cars.” “They probably had to park a couple blocks over. Anyway, as I was saying, I noticed… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
Homosexual feelings are controllable. Perhaps there is an inclination or susceptibility to such feelings that is a reality for some and not… — Dallin H. Oaks Copy Share Image
The Great Recession is not imaginary, and the effects loom large. There was an article in the NYT about the galloping death… — Rick Moody Copy Share Image
With some guys, drugs became a way of life. They went through tremendous personality changes, or they died. Drugs didn't do them… — Greg Noll Copy Share Image
But in college, we can wear our alcohol abuse as proudly as our university sweatshirts; the two concepts are virtually synonymous. — Koren Zailckas Copy Share Image
AMNESIA: A condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
He drank his first strong liquor then to calm his shaking hand, and tried to tell himself at last he had become… — Johnny Cash Copy Share Image
I've learned when you drink Absolut straight, it burns enough to give my chest hairs a perm. — Method Man Copy Share Image
I got thrown out of Alcoholics because when the other clients saw me they thought they were having the DT's — Dave Dutton Copy Share Image
My makeup wasn't smeared, I wasn't disheveled, I behaved politely, and I never finished off a bottle, so how could I be… — Betty Ford Copy Share Image
I've developed this ability to hide my feelings..then I drink..and that ability goes down the drain. — Charlie Peters Copy Share Image
I drink Champagne when I win, to celebrate...and I drink Champagne when I lose, to console myself. — Napoleon Bonaparte Copy Share Image
There is this to be said in favor of drinking, that it takes the drunkard first out of society, then out of… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
If one can create a purposeful, meaningful life then there's no room for drugs or alcohol. It's not on the list anymore. — Mackenzie Phillips Copy Share Image
“Alcohol lowered inhibitions. It didn't create impulses that weren't there.” — Chelsea Scott Copy Share Image
Just as outlawing alcohol did not work in the 1920s, current attempts to prohibit online gambling will not work, either. — John Conyers Copy Share Image
Cocktail shots are a medium where people deny themselves the privilege of enjoying a drink! — Ajit Balgi Copy Share Image
I'm the demon alcohol, demon alcohol, demon alcohol, demon alcohol. Let's party. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
Friendship is so much healthier than other crutches -alcohol or TV or religious fanaticism. One healthy crutch shouldn't be against the rules. — Tim Sandlin Copy Share Image
I once heard someone say that the concept of moderation seems a little extreme, and tonight...I agree. — Koren Zailckas Copy Share Image
