SMS / Text Messages

Never cry for the person who hurts you

Never cry for the person who hurts you.
Just smile & say:

Thanks for giving me the chance
to find someone better than you.!

A successful man / woman

A successful man is one
who makes more money
than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one
who can find such a man.

You are not okay

Sometimes when I say,"I am okay",
I want someone
to look me in the eyes,
Hug me tight,
and
say,"I know you are not".

A Good / Best Teacher is who ....

A Good Teacher Is Who
Tells To Study Hard...

But,,

A Best Teacher Is Who
Stands Outside D
Examination Hall N Shouts. . .

"OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..." =P =D

Who is guilty (Husband / Wife) ?

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!"

Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"

Shaam e Gham Ki Qasam

Shaam e Gham Ki Qasam

Aaj GhamgEen Hain Hum
Aa Bhe Jaa Aa Bhe ja Aaj Meray Sanam
Dil PreShan Hai Raat Veeraan Hai
Dekh Ja Kis Trah Aaj tAnhA Hain Hum

Shaam e Gham Kii Qasam

Khail Kaisa Jo PehlOo Mein tOo Hi Nahien
Maar Dalay Na dArd e jUdaii Kahien
Rut HaSEen Hai To Ko Kya Chandni Hai To Kya
Chandhi Zulam Hai Or jUdaii Sitam

Shaam e Gham Ki Qasam

Ab To Aaja K Ab Raat Bhe So Gaii
Zindgi Gham K Sehraon Mein Kho Gaii
DhOondhatii Hai Nazar tOo Khaan Hai Magar
Dekhtay Dekhtay Aaya AankhOn Mein Nam
Shaam e Gham Ki Qasam

I will give both of them

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

Girls r like phones

Girls are like phones.
We like to be held
and talked too-
but if u press the
wrong button
u'll be disconnected!

U r a nice person...

U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....

Happy birthday 2 u

Happy birthday 2 u, happy birthday 2 u! u were born in d zoo' u were born in d zoo' with d monkeys 'n donkeys dats looks just like u!