This is Student Life Definitions Altered :D

SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes
SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way
PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :D
EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from whom you copied
MULTI TASKING: Playing games on cell, sms to gf/bf, gossiping with seat mate, day dreaming, making teacher's sketch and still pretending that you are listening what teacher is saying.

ART : Beautiful art on the last page of note book.
SENSE OF HUMOR : Provide best unintentional humour to teachers during Viva :D
CONSISTENCY : Once a Zero, always a Zero!
VOICE MODULATION : Attendance in 5 different voices.
STAMINA : Tolerating teacher for consecutive 1 hour :D
PERIPHERAL VISION: Staring at your crush, no matter where so ever he/she sits :D
HUMANITY : Failing and keeping the consistency of giving others a chance to top! :D
TALENT : Make whole class laugh no matter how tense is the situation :P :D

girl: hi baby! :)
boy: hi my lovely..
(sending failed)

girl: are u there??
boy: yes ! yes i am here!
(sending failed)

girl: are u ignoring me or what ???
boy: honey im not.... im here..
(sending failed)

girl: ok! it's over; dont u ever talk to me again!
boy: DAMN! go to hell ! >_< . . (message sent) :P :D

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don't even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I'm not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage...
Now simply read from bottom to top

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
"We want 2 disturb some good person."
I suggest them your name.
They said,
"We cannot disturb our boss."

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

Hey,
u r 1 year older now,
1 year smarter now,
1 year bigger now,
and
now u r 1 year closer to all your wishes.
Happy Birthday

A man's feeling
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It feels like a mini heart attack
when i dont find my mobile in my pocket
&
Its almost like heart fail
when i see it in my girlfriend's hand !