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Friendship and Love are medicine

Friendship and Love are medicine
for any kind of pain
but
be sure that there is no medicine
in the world
for pain given by Love and Friendship.

Invisible miracl

To Love
Someone Is To See
A Miracle Invisible To
Others

Get the person you love the most

Someone said,"It's hard to live alone
It's harder to choose someone to love
but the hardest part of loving
is to admit that you have fallen in love
with someone who can never be yours

I replied,"and you know the best part
is when you get the person you love the most
while other peoples still keep thinking it's not possible!!!"

Finding someone who love you

It's not hard to find someone
who will tell you
that they love you.

It's hard to find someone
that actually means it.

I can go days without talking to you,

I can go days without talking to you,
Months without seeing you,
But not a second goes by that
I don't think about you.
Miss you...!

Husband wife watching an IPL match together

Husband wife watching an IPL match together:
After 5 minutes:

Wife: Is this Bret Lee?
Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.

Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.
Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.

Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: It's Bangalore vs Mumbai.

Wife: How many runs they need to win now?
Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.

Wife: Eh! That's easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball.
Husband: *Turns off the TV*

Wife: Turns it on again and starts watching "Daily serial"

Husband: Who is girl here ?
Wife: Don't disturb me please .

Grammar freak girl ...

A Grammar Freak Girl To Her Boyfriend

" You Are As Useless As.
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''AY'' In ''OKAY'' :P

Funny Oxymorons

Funny Oxymoron's:

(An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together)

1) Clearly misunderstood
2) Exact Estimate
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Found Missing
6) Fully Empty
7) Pretty ugly
8) Seriously funny
9) Only choice
10) Original copies
&
the Mother of all
11) Happily Married