Life is cricket
Life is cricket
Dont lose ur wicket
Try 2 get century
Never 4get ur boundry
Even if u r run out
Never become mood out
BeCoz GoD Is 3Rd umpire.
Life is cricket
Dont lose ur wicket
Try 2 get century
Never 4get ur boundry
Even if u r run out
Never become mood out
BeCoz GoD Is 3Rd umpire.
when sum1 touches u
&
u don't feel it,
its IGNORANCE.
When sum1 touches u
&
u feel it, its LOVE.
but when nobody touches
u but u feel it, then its KHUJLI;-)
RELATION is when someone hurts u,
n
u don't hurts back
When someone shouts at u,
n
u don't shout back.
BUT
when someone needs u,
u always come back...
Astronomers say
"The universe is Finite..."
Which is a comforting
Thought
For those people ,
Who cannot remember
Where they leave Things
Roses are famous for grace,
advocates are famous for case,
horses are famous for race,
but u r famou 4 your smile on ur face
Friends I'm Collecting
Quaids Photos
Give Ur Contribution
2 My Collection.
A Small Condition Is
It Must Be On
500 Or 1000 Rupees Note
Hi...
Today she was asking me your details.
I gave her your cell number.
she will be visiting u soon.
Her name is
.
.
.
* SMILE *
I think she came just now!
Sweetest part in life is 2 carry all d memories in life.
But.
.
.
.
Toughest part is 2 say good bye
to the person who is behind those memories!!!, :-(
Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said
"Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!"
Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
Whenever u want
to know how rich u r?
Don't count ur money!
just drop a tear &
look around at the
number of hands that
reach out to wipe your tears
A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you"?
The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOUUU!!!â€.
All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the
girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him
"I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?"
The guy responded with a
loud voice: "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!"
.
.
.
and all the people in the
library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears;
"I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty"