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Life is cricket

Life is cricket
Dont lose ur wicket
Try 2 get century
Never 4get ur boundry
Even if u r run out
Never become mood out
BeCoz GoD Is 3Rd umpire.

Nobody touches but u feel it

when sum1 touches u
&
u don't feel it,
its IGNORANCE.

When sum1 touches u
&
u feel it, its LOVE.

but when nobody touches
u but u feel it, then its KHUJLI;-)

RELATION is when someone hurts u

RELATION is when someone hurts u,
n
u don't hurts back

When someone shouts at u,
n
u don't shout back.

BUT

when someone needs u,
u always come back...

The universe is Finite...

Astronomers say
"The universe is Finite..."
Which is a comforting
Thought
For those people ,
Who cannot remember
Where they leave Things

Roses are famous for grace,

Roses are famous for grace,

advocates are famous for case,

horses are famous for race,

but u r famou 4 your smile on ur face

Quaid's photo collection

Friends I'm Collecting
Quaids Photos
Give Ur Contribution
2 My Collection.
A Small Condition Is
It Must Be On
500 Or 1000 Rupees Note

She was asking me your details

Hi...

Today she was asking me your details.
I gave her your cell number.
she will be visiting u soon.

Her name is
.
.
.
* SMILE *

I think she came just now!

Sweetest part in life

Sweetest part in life is 2 carry all d memories in life.
But.
.
.
.
Toughest part is 2 say good bye
to the person who is behind those memories!!!, :-(

Apni sans ko bahar nikalo

Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said
"Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!"

Most important source of finance

Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

A Guy and girl in a library

A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you"?

The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOUUU!!!”.

All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the
girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him
"I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?"

The guy responded with a
loud voice: "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!"
.
.
.
and all the people in the
library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears;
"I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty"