Major Rohail:
Dude EGGS are extra salty today€¦
Tooo much Salt..why?
.
.
Waiter:
Sir hen is suffring from high blood
Pressure

A candle may melt
and its fire may die,
but the love you have given me
will always stay as a flame in my heart.

A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho€¦

As a child
we always wanted to grow up
But now we realize that
broken toys and lost pencils
were much better than
broken hearts and lost friends.

What was GOD's First Reaction
when he made a Negro(African)?

Socho...

Dont know..

Oh! shit jal gaya!!

Golden words
kabhi “zindagee‚
me kisi k “pyar‚
mai mat “rona‚
Q k wo tumhare “ansuon‚
k “qabil‚ nahe hoga
or “wo‚ jo is “qabil‚ hoga,
wo tumhe kabhi “rone‚ nahi dega.

Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.