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I am beautiful, which tense is it?

A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:

When I say "I am beautiful", which tense is it?

One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.

143 means ???

143 means?
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.

Life is much like facebook

Life is much like facebook
People will like ur problems n comment
But no one gonna solve them
Because
Everybody seems so busy in updating their own status

Do you love me just because..?

He said... Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter
who left you the money!

Thinking that we are the perfect

Thinking that we are the perfect
&
The others need 2 be corrected

Is just like

Cleaning the mirror,
Instead of cleaning our face.

Think about it !

What makes you ...?

People will
hate you,
rate you,
shake you,
and break you.
But how strong you stand
is what MAKES you.

You are a DOG...

You are a DOG...
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai

1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.

1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.

When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.
When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer..
When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life ..
U call it takdeer. Miss you...

Judge: U r crossing the limits.

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

Wonderful couples in this world

Wonderful
Couples
in this
World..

Heart & Beats..
Night & Moon..

Music & Songs..
Roses & Loves..

Fish & Water..

My SMS
&
Your SMILE.. :-)