"I am not a palmist to tell u where ur paths will lead u..
I am not an astrologist to tell u if ur stars will be lucky enough for u..
I am not even gud enough to take ur burden over my shoulders..
But.. I can make a wish for u.. A simple wish that..
"May ALLAH lead u to the best path..
May He bless u with the luckiest stars..
May He guide u, protect u n help u through everything!" Ameen.

Mr.Bean Science
.
Major Rohail:
I was stuck in ELEVATOR for 3 hrs
Due to electric failure

Mr.Bean:
Ya me too
I was stuck on ESCALATOR for 5 hrs

u r...
A B C D E F G H I J K L

A=Aachhe

B=Briliant

C=Cool

D=Dashing

E=Emotional

F=Fantastic

G=Great

H=Hot

I=Intelligent

&
JKL=Joke Kaisa Laga.

Do not seek to follow in
the footsteps of the wise.
Seek what they sought.

(Basho)

A ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
A priest comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok priest, you pray;
Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
as we are one jacket short.

If you always put limits on everything you do,
physical or anything else.
It will spread into your work and into your life.
There are no limits. There are only plateaus,
and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.

(Bruce Lee)

TERROR JOKE -
What will happen
if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?
TSUNAMI will be created
since an amplifier converts
small waves into bigger wave.

The highest reward for
man's toil is not what he gets for it,
but what he becomes by it.

John Ruskin