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The most "hungry + sad" moment

The most "hungry + sad" moment
.
.
.
When you're sitting in the examination hall,
feeling hungry
&
then the invigilator is served
hot "tea with samosas".

You r getting better & better

Just close ur eyes &
feel the bluish white rays of healing coming from god
&
pretend that u r b'come better & better
every moment,get well soon dear

Dest kehne wale

Jaankar unko, hai is baat ko jaana humne,
kis kadar palat-te hain yeh khud ko dost kehne wale.

Meri chahat hy pani k bulbulay jesi

Meri chahat ka hisab jo lagao gay,
To meri chahat ko bayhisab pao gay,

Meri chahat hay pani k bulbulay jesi,
Zara sa thukrao gy to dhondtay reh jao ge,

Enlarged version of *BOYS**

Dear GIRLS...!
When a guy adds u on facebook
it means he wants to b ur frnd not ur husband...
That's y its called a frnd request... not a proposal !!!...
And when a guy likes ur status he likes your status..
he s not trying to impress u or flirt with u ...
When a guy likes ur picture,
that...means he likes ur picture not *YOU*...
Enlarged version of the public service message by *BOYS**
Go ahead and share this guys... let them all know the fact

Funny Kiss Joke

Never kiss a police woman.
She will say "stop and handsup".
Never kiss a nurse she will say "next plz. "
Always kiss a teacher,She will say "repeat it 10 times."

I am like a Kiss , When I'm with You

With this Kiss, I reveal all my
thoughts and feelings about you
that I have withheld for so long.
I feel when I am with you ,I am like a Kiss,
not because of it's beauty,
but because I am able to bloom and grow with you…

Short Kiss Day Message

Love is heat.
You are sweet.
When two Lips meet.
Love is complete.

Lots of kisses for you on this Kiss Day

How To Do The Secret Message Kiss

The Secret Message Kiss:
In the middle of a French kiss,
spell out a secret message with the tip of your tongue against their tongue.
It might feel a little funny to the other person,
but at least you'll be getting your message across.

How To Do Hickey Kiss / Love Bite

The Hickey: A hickey technically isn't a kiss;
it's a red mark (a bruise, really) left on the skin after someone sucks hard enough on it.
Hickeys hurt a little to get,
but some people think the sucking feels good,
especially on the side of the neck.
It can be embarrassing to walk around with a hickey,
So before you start sucking, get permission first.

How To Do Cheek Kiss

The cheek kiss is exactly what it sounds like -
a closed-mouth kiss against someone's cheek.
Cheek kisses can be used as friendly greetings,
flirty thank-you's or cute,
unexpected ways to say good-bye
to your boyfriend or girlfriend.

Cheek Kiss is A friendly, "I really like you" kiss. Often the preferred kissing method of a first date. With your hands on your partner's shoulders, gently brush your lips across her cheek.