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Most expensive way to sleep

The Most Expensive Way
To Sleep With A Woman Is..
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Marriage!

Doosron ka dil phir woh dukhaya nahi karte

Us ke intezaar se bhala kya ho ga haasil,
Aane ka keh kar bhi jo aaya nahi karte,
Rakhte hon jo dard bhara dil apne seene mein,
Doosron ka dil phir woh dukhaya nahi karte,

We hope to see you up

Take good care of yourself, friend.
We hope to see you up and
running and back at garden again.
The place just isn"t the same without you.

Sorry for late SMS

Sorry for late SMS
Actually police arrested me for killing a girl
I swear I didn't kill her
I just asked her ,"will u marry me?"
and
woh khushi se mar gaye:D:p

I will wait ...

I Will Wait ..

Till The Day
"I" Can Forget "You" ..

Or

The Day
You Realize
"You" Cannot Forget "Me" ..

How To Do Spider man Kiss

Based on the kiss in the 2002 movie Spider-Man,
the Spider man kiss involves kissing someone
whose face is upside-down from yours,
so your top lip kisses their bottom lip and vice versa.

Most unfulfilled desire ..

The most unfulfilled desire
Of all science students is
A bomb should have
Fallen instead of
An apple on newton!

Tere bina hum jeena bhool jate hain

Tere bina hum jeena bhool jate hain,
Zakhmon ko seena bhool jate hain,

Tu zindagi mein sub se azeez hai hamain,
Tujhse her baar yeh kehna bhool jaatay hain.

Allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women

Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.