kuch log sari raat karte hain
kuch log bar baar kertay hain
kuch din main kai baar kertay hain
kuch bas 2, 4 ghante kar k so jate hain
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Tub jaa ker hota hai unka mobile charge :p
Hindi Misleading SMS
Hindi Misleading SMS / Text Messages
Aap ka dil hamaray paas hai,
(12 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5)
Loading...Aap ka dil hamaray paas hai,
Hamaara dil,
Hamaara dil,
Hamaara dil,
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Hamaara dil bhi hamare pas hai:p
Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam
(15 votes, average: 3.53 out of 5)Loading...Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam,
Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam,
Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham,
Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam :p
Santa, Kachha and parosan
(250 votes, average: 3.96 out of 5)Loading...Santa ne kachha dho k
padosan ki shalvar k paas sukhne daal diya,
Aur awaz di Bhabi ji,
Jab tum salvar utarogi to mujhe awaz de dena
mai bhi kachha utar lunga.
Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi raho gay
(15 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi raho gay
tumhari aanay wali sari naslain
kuttay ki maut marengi
tum khud bhi kuttay ki maut marogay!
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Billi ne ye kuttay se kaha or chali gayi
Phool gir jate hain, jub ap ate ho
(18 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Phool gir jate hain,
Jab aap ate ho.
Phool gir jate hain,
Jab aap ate ho.
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Andhe ho!
Zara dhayan se hchala karo,
Gamlon say kion takrate ho?
Dil main tum, dharkam main tum
(44 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)Loading...Dil main tum
dharkan me tum
Asman me tum
Zamen me tum
Ankhon me tum
Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho
Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain
Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain
Allah aap ko brown balon wali..
(44 votes, average: 3.41 out of 5)Loading...Allah
Aap ko
brown
balo wali
neeli aankhon wali
Gulabi honton wali,
Patli kamar wali,
Khoobsurat seengoon wali
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gayee(cow) atta karay qurbani k liye
Ameen